I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated द्वारा you.
I was so एनचांटेड द्वारा your beauty that I ran into that दीवार over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime आप passed by, just so I could stare at आप a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Sorry, but आप owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
आप look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Do आप have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Do आप have a map? I'm getting लॉस्ट in your eyes.
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to आप cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
You're so beautiful that आप made me forget my pickup line.
आप shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
If I had a तारा, स्टार for every time आप brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
आप know you're in प्यार when आप can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I was wondering if आप had an extra दिल mine seems to have been stolen
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good आप look.
Me without आप is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
Is there an airport nearby या is that just my दिल taking off?
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the दिन my children were born, the दिन I got married, and the दिन that I met you.
Are आप from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Are आप an interior decorator? When i saw आप the room became beautiful.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Baby, if आप were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
आप must be a hell of a thief because आप चुरा लिया my दिल from across the room.
Do आप have a twin sister? Then आप must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
आप look beautiful today, just like every other day.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
If आप were a booger I'd pick आप first.
Do आप know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I प्यार you.
Excuse me, I think आप have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
If I were to ask आप out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If this bar is a meat market, आप must be the prime rib.
Are आप लॉस्ट ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I'm fighting the urge to make आप the happiest woman on earth tonight.
My प्यार for आप is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
हे baby you're so fine आप make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
I bet आप $20 you're gonna turn me down.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Do आप have the time? [Tells आप the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Would आप grab my arm so I can tell my फ्रेंड्स I've been touched द्वारा an angel?
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
I seem to have लॉस्ट my phone number. Can I have yours?
Hello are आप married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear आप say "happily".
आप are like a कैन्डी bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask आप how आप looked!
Did आप clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
How was heaven when आप left it?
Did आप fart, cause आप blew me away.
I don't have a पुस्तकालय card, but do आप mind if I check आप out?
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
I didn't know that एंन्जल्स could fly so low!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
आप are so fine, I wish I could plant आप and grow a whole field of you!
Is your last name Gillette? Because आप are the best a man can get.
Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause आप just swept me off my feet.
Excuse me, but आप dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Are आप going to किस me या do I have to lie to my diary?
Are आप cold? आप look like आप could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
आप know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Baby, you're so sweet, आप put Hershey's outta business.
Can I buy आप a drink या do आप just want the money?
Did the sun come out या did आप just smile at me?
So there आप are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
Do आप believe in प्यार at first sight, या should I walk द्वारा again?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when आप have a weak heart.
आप see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if आप think I'M cute.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Excuse me, I just noticed आप noticing me and I just wanted to give आप notice that I noticed आप too.
(As she is leaving) हे aren't आप forgetting something? (What?) Me!
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When आप fell out of heaven?
I'm sorry, were आप talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I know दूध does a body good, but baby, how much have आप been drinking?
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a घर run with you.
I'm new in town. Could आप give me directions to your apartment?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
If आप were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Was आप father an alien? Because there's nothing else like आप on Earth!
What time do आप have to be back in heaven?
Baby, I'm no फ्रेड Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this सीट taken?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone चुरा लिया the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
[Look at her कमीज, शर्ट label.] When they say, "What are आप doing?" आप respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm लॉस्ट at sea.
आप know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
My name isn't Elmo, but आप can tickle me any time आप want to.
आप be the Dairy क्वीन and I'll be your Burger King: आप treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
if I had to choose between breathing या loving you, I would say "I प्यार you" with my last breath!
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because आप are soooo sweet!
I'm not trying to impress आप या anything, but... I'm Batman!
आप must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
आप must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do आप know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
When God made you, he was दिखा रहा है off.
आप must be a Snickers, because आप satisfy me.
Are आप a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because आप are the bomb.
Are आप religious? Cause आप are the जवाब to all my prayers.
You're like a dictionary, आप add meaning to my life!
Baby, आप are so fine I could put आप on a plate and sop आप up with a biscuit.
Is there a इंद्रधनुष today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
आप remind me of a magnet, because आप sure are attracting me over here!
Hey, is it just me, या are we destined to be married?
Hello. Are आप taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will आप किस it and make it better?
Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle
I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right अगला to me.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of आप wrapped up in it.
If I could reach out and hold a तारा, स्टार for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at आप with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
How much does a polar भालू weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that आप प्यार me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
Should I smile because we are friends, या cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
हे baby. आप got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.
Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do आप pick 'Do आप come here often?', 'What's your sign?', या 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
(hold out hand) Would आप hold this for me while I go for a walk?
This time अगला साल let’s be laughing together.
Didn't I see आप on the cover of Vogue?
Excuse me, I don't want आप to think I'm ridiculous या anything, but आप are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
Have आप always been this cute, या did आप have to work at it?
हे baby, आप must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, आप turn me on!
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did आप get such a finely tuned body?
I have had a really bad दिन and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would आप smile for me?
I hope आप know CPR, cuz आप take my breath away!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
Apart from being sexy, what do आप do for a living?
If I told आप that आप had a great body, would आप hold it against me?
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
Is it hot in here या is it just you?
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and आप are...gorgeous!
So, what do आप do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Were आप arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
Wow! Are those real?
Ya know, आप look really hot! आप must be real reason for global warming.
आप are the reason men fall in love.
आप know the और I drink, the prettier आप get!
आप know, I would die happy if I saw आप naked just once!
आप know, आप might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
आप look like my third wife. [how many time have आप been married?] Twice.
आप make me melt like hot ठगना, हेराफेरी on a sundae.
आप should be someone's wife.
Were आप in Boy Scouts? Because आप sure have tied my दिल in a knot.
Are आप as beautiful on the inside as आप are on the outside?
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Babe! आप look so fine I could drink your bath water!
You're so hot आप would make the devil sweat.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Excuse me.....Hi, i'm लेखन a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...
If god made any thing better than आप he keep it for him self.
Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, आप turn me on!
Hey, how did आप do that? (What?) Look so good?
Damn girl, आप have और curves than a race track.
If आप stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, आप would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
If God made anything और pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
आप are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
आप look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
Are आप a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
आप are so beautiful that आप give the sun a reason to shine.
Do आप want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Do आप bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
Your नितंब, गधा is so nice that it is a shame that आप have to sit on it.
Someone should call the police, because आप just चुरा लिया my heart!
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. आप are on fire.
Baby, you're so hot, आप make the equator look like the north pole.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... आप just look hot to me.
I just got dumped, and I think that आप could make me feel better.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
आप are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if आप were with me.
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
You're so hot, I bet आप could light a candle at 10 paces.
My buddies over there कहा that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
हे baby, you've got somthing on your butt: my eyes.
This isn't a बीयर, बियर belly, It'a a fuel tank for a प्यार machine.
I don't know you, but I think I प्यार आप already.
आप know I'd like to invite आप over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
Is your name Summer? 'Cause आप are as hot as hell.
If I had to choose between one night with आप या winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
Do आप have any sunscreen? 'Cause आप are burning me up!
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
Stare at girl . ("What're आप staring at?")
You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
You're hotter than donut grease.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause आप sure are special.
If आप could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth और than Fort Knox.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
If आप were a स्टेक आप would be well done.
It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, आप rock me like a hurricane!
Can आप pull this heart-shaped ऐरो out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
On The Phone
She/He says: "Hold on"
आप Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell आप that he needs my दिल back.