बिना सोचे समझे Club
शामिल होइए
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
posted by Little_Cullen
So I was sitting at home, watching the comedy gala and texting (you know those meaningless conversations, the ones आप don't enjoy but आप don't want to just be rude and ignore your harasser), not really focusing, just दिवास्वप्न (about a bunch of grapes, with each अंगूर having a seperate personality and the ability to communicate, if आप must know. Imagine the arguments they'd get into...), vaguely conscious of the fact that on the T.V a comedian was up there standing there in silence with no one laughing.

I was then pulled out of my reverie (one अंगूर had just कहा to another "What did the अंगूर do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine". And the other found it incredibly insensitive) द्वारा the line "...It's not easy to shove a sleeping kitten into a hollowed out loaf of bread. But it is worth it if आप want to surprise a mouse".

I considered this for a moment, looked thoughtful for a while (just because I like doing that), and then burst out laughing. And then I couldn't stop. And when I'd gotten over that somewhat pathetic joke, I found something new to laugh at, and then I pulled faces at myself and found them so hysterical I fell off the सोफ़ा, सोफे and was rolling around with laughter.

Anyways, I couldn't get enough oxygen into my lungs, and soon started to choke. I decided to think about Voldemort, because there is nothing funny about him.

The अगला दिन I told the joke to all my friends. They think I'm mad now.
added by randomgirl3000
Source: tumblr
added by DrainMe
added by awsomegtax
Source: awsomegtax
I AM A VICTIM OF THE INNORCENT SUSPENSION! But this is how I'm talking to you!
So I went to use फैन्पॉप on an iPad that belonged to a friend, because I can't reply to मंच posts या टिप्पणियाँ on a computer.
Then I saw it. It कहा I was suspended. I was in utter shock, I knew about people getting suspended like this. I never though it'd happen to me. I went on the computer yesterday and remembered, I was still logged on! Yep, I can use फैन्पॉप because I kept myself logged on somewhere. So PLEASE, don't think it won't happen to you. If आप would like your account saved I highly recommend आप keep it logged on somewhere. If आप can't do that, just please be careful. ~amy36y
Word. Adjective 45 सेकंड्स later Shit motherfucking cunt shit नितंब, गधा fuck
video
बिना सोचे समझे
संगीत
funny
awesome
added by simpleplan
Source: http://becauseofdoctorwho.tumblr.com/
added by randomgirl3000
Source: tumblr
added by तमार 20
added by Lizijana
added by XxMJLoverxX
added by randomgirl3000
Source: 9gag
added by DreamyMuffin
added by wantadog
Source: गूगल
added by Gyroball13
added by 050801090907
added by Gyroball13