1.if they let आप touch their आइपॉड computer या mp3 मिटाइए every thing on it!
2.when they try to sleep flicker the lights off and on!
3.when they go with आप to the store या something yell "WHY ARE आप FOLLOWING ME I'M TRYING TO LIVE MY FREAKING LIFE!"
4.tell you're mom या dad they took crack and now are humping the bathtub!
5.cut their hair in there sleep
6.hide their pet and say आप saw get run over
7.yell"this is a very nice box!!!" as loud as आप can in their room
8.dump out their 7-up and take to the bathroom then pee in it
9.at the mall say "give me money i want this i want it it it it it it want me it me want money!
10. dye their hair in their sleep(instead of shaving it)
11.when आप go to a fast खाना restraunt yell "can i have you're chinese food?" to them
12.switch their प्रिय foods with their least प्रिय food
13.say "omg the sky is falling! when they turn their light on
14.take their trash can i fill it with diapers
15.put a fake gun in their backpack on a school night
16.get naked in their room and say oh it's that kind of party!
17.eat their कैन्डी and spit it in their backpack
18.take their cloths and put them in you're closet
19.randomly scream "i don't know" to them
20.take their boyfriend/girlfriend on a date
21. eat their birthday cake
22.when ever आप play their FINISHED video games
say"i win win i win win i win win (and so on)"
23.keep saying "let's make out" when they are on a date
24.when they leave the room and are in a chat box type:"i am a loser loser loser loser i suck!
25.when they are in the bathroom shout "hurry up hurry up omg i crapped my pants! hurry up!
26.go in the bathroom and sit on the toilet intill they open the door
27. say "hey i have a secret" when they bend down say "i'm going to ...." then slap them on the face and say "..slap आप in the face!"
28.sit on their lap all दिन
29.throw away their homework and say the neighbors dog ate it
30.when ever they say something cover your mouth and don't say anything
31.wear their underwear
32.mess with their stuff without any caution whatsoever
33.follow them to school
34.in public shout"oopa-loompa!" to them
35. in public shout "you killed my mom!" and point at them
36.post an embarrsing video of them on यूट्यूब
37.sneeze on them
38. when they say somthing important say "i'm with stupid"
2.when they try to sleep flicker the lights off and on!
3.when they go with आप to the store या something yell "WHY ARE आप FOLLOWING ME I'M TRYING TO LIVE MY FREAKING LIFE!"
4.tell you're mom या dad they took crack and now are humping the bathtub!
5.cut their hair in there sleep
6.hide their pet and say आप saw get run over
7.yell"this is a very nice box!!!" as loud as आप can in their room
8.dump out their 7-up and take to the bathroom then pee in it
9.at the mall say "give me money i want this i want it it it it it it want me it me want money!
10. dye their hair in their sleep(instead of shaving it)
11.when आप go to a fast खाना restraunt yell "can i have you're chinese food?" to them
12.switch their प्रिय foods with their least प्रिय food
13.say "omg the sky is falling! when they turn their light on
14.take their trash can i fill it with diapers
15.put a fake gun in their backpack on a school night
16.get naked in their room and say oh it's that kind of party!
17.eat their कैन्डी and spit it in their backpack
18.take their cloths and put them in you're closet
19.randomly scream "i don't know" to them
20.take their boyfriend/girlfriend on a date
21. eat their birthday cake
22.when ever आप play their FINISHED video games
say"i win win i win win i win win (and so on)"
23.keep saying "let's make out" when they are on a date
24.when they leave the room and are in a chat box type:"i am a loser loser loser loser i suck!
25.when they are in the bathroom shout "hurry up hurry up omg i crapped my pants! hurry up!
26.go in the bathroom and sit on the toilet intill they open the door
27. say "hey i have a secret" when they bend down say "i'm going to ...." then slap them on the face and say "..slap आप in the face!"
28.sit on their lap all दिन
29.throw away their homework and say the neighbors dog ate it
30.when ever they say something cover your mouth and don't say anything
31.wear their underwear
32.mess with their stuff without any caution whatsoever
33.follow them to school
34.in public shout"oopa-loompa!" to them
35. in public shout "you killed my mom!" and point at them
36.post an embarrsing video of them on यूट्यूब
37.sneeze on them
38. when they say somthing important say "i'm with stupid"
Why did I get divorced????
Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do आप mind if I goin to the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 मिनटों later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling,"SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do आप mind if I goin to the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 मिनटों later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling,"SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
