These are our rules! Please note ... these are
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, आप need it down. आप don't hear us
complaining about आप leaving it down.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what आप want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable जवाब to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if आप want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we कहा 6 months पूर्व is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all टिप्पणियाँ become null and void after 7 days.
1. If आप won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If आप think you're fat, आप probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we कहा can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes आप sad या angry, we meant the other one.
1. आप can either ask us to do something या tell us how आप want it
done. Not both. If आप already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever आप have to say
during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. कद्दू is also a fruit. We have
no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and आप say "nothing," we will act
like nothing's wrong. We know आप are lying, but it is just not worth
the hassle.
1. If आप ask a सवाल आप don't want an answer to, expect an
answer आप don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything आप wear is fine.
Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless आप are prepared
to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, या monster
trucks.
1. आप have enough clothes.
1. आप have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank आप for पढ़ना this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
सोफ़ा, सोफे tonight, but did आप know men really don't mind that, it's like
camping.
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, आप need it down. आप don't hear us
complaining about आप leaving it down.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what आप want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable जवाब to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if आप want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we कहा 6 months पूर्व is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all टिप्पणियाँ become null and void after 7 days.
1. If आप won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If आप think you're fat, आप probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we कहा can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes आप sad या angry, we meant the other one.
1. आप can either ask us to do something या tell us how आप want it
done. Not both. If आप already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever आप have to say
during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. कद्दू is also a fruit. We have
no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and आप say "nothing," we will act
like nothing's wrong. We know आप are lying, but it is just not worth
the hassle.
1. If आप ask a सवाल आप don't want an answer to, expect an
answer आप don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything आप wear is fine.
Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless आप are prepared
to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, या monster
trucks.
1. आप have enough clothes.
1. आप have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank आप for पढ़ना this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
सोफ़ा, सोफे tonight, but did आप know men really don't mind that, it's like
camping.
NOTE: I do not own any of the things listed!
These are real names I made for things, if they became humans. Here we go~:
MEME:
Trollface- Trolly Mctrollmyer
Forever Alone- Foren Alones
Y U NO- Yuggle Uber Noober
Me Gusta- Mero Goosta
MLP:FIM
Twilight Sparkle: Tina Sparks
Fluttershy: Freedom Slait
Pinkie Pie: Penny Plure
Applejack: Annie Jackson
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Rachel Danes
Rarity: Rena Taylor
Pokemon:
Pikachu: Pelly Chus
Oshawott: Onia Wain
Lugia: Lena Iesa
Skitty: Serena Tiens
Sonic the hedgehog:
Sonic: Soren Clios
Cosmo: Cleena Moise
Cream: Casey Maise
THE END
These are real names I made for things, if they became humans. Here we go~:
MEME:
Trollface- Trolly Mctrollmyer
Forever Alone- Foren Alones
Y U NO- Yuggle Uber Noober
Me Gusta- Mero Goosta
MLP:FIM
Twilight Sparkle: Tina Sparks
Fluttershy: Freedom Slait
Pinkie Pie: Penny Plure
Applejack: Annie Jackson
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Rachel Danes
Rarity: Rena Taylor
Pokemon:
Pikachu: Pelly Chus
Oshawott: Onia Wain
Lugia: Lena Iesa
Skitty: Serena Tiens
Sonic the hedgehog:
Sonic: Soren Clios
Cosmo: Cleena Moise
Cream: Casey Maise
THE END
iPod Touch, supports apps for iPhone when connected to Wifi (and sometimes, even without Wifi!)
1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy आप get on the middle of the floor.
2.Fill a मौज़ा, जुर्राब with pennies, and then demand all of the खाना using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a बिना सोचे समझे person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos या baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as आप can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little मेमना, भेड़ का बच्चा at the चोटी, शीर्ष of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's खाना when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about बिना सोचे समझे things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
2.Fill a मौज़ा, जुर्राब with pennies, and then demand all of the खाना using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a बिना सोचे समझे person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos या baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as आप can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little मेमना, भेड़ का बच्चा at the चोटी, शीर्ष of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's खाना when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about बिना सोचे समझे things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
1.Have आप noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
2.A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
3."Middle age is when your age starts to दिखाना around your middle."
4.I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
5.Flowers are happy things.
6.Last night I lay in बिस्तर looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
7.The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
8.Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
9.If आप die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
10."One of the great things about पुस्तकें is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
The End
2.A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
3."Middle age is when your age starts to दिखाना around your middle."
4.I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
5.Flowers are happy things.
6.Last night I lay in बिस्तर looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
7.The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
8.Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
9.If आप die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
10."One of the great things about पुस्तकें is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
The End
VLAD GERASIMOV (Vlad Studio)
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Hyvää Joulua!
Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah
Feliz Navidad
Sretan Bozic
Merry Christmas
Hyvaa joulua
Froehliche Weihnachten
Mele Kalikimaka ame Hauoli Makahiki Hou!
Buone Feste Natalizie
Sung Tan Chuk Ha
Gleđileg jól!
God Jul या Gledelig Jul
Feliz Navidad y un Venturoso Año Nuevo
Joyeux Noël
Feliz Natal
Sarbatori vesele
Hristos se rodi
Hristos se rodi.
Vesele Vianoce. A stastlivy Novy Rok
God Jul and (Och) Ett Gott Nytt År
Noeliniz Ve Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu Olsun
Chung Mung Giang Sinh
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My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The संगीत कार्यक्रम Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 घंटा Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There गाना I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're सीट Ooh K Then मक्खी, ड्रैक, ड्रेक Sad आप Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There मक्खी, ड्रैक, ड्रेक Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The प्रशंसकों प्रशंसकों Was गाना Along Giving Him फूल Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For पढ़ना And You're Comments
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She: Bye!
He: Ah, finally, I've waited so long.
She: आप want me to leave?
He: NO. I dare not even think.
She: Do आप प्यार me?
He: Of course. Lots!
She: Have आप ever cheated?
He: NO. Why are आप asking me?
She: Will आप किस me?
He: Every time I get the chance!
She: Will आप ever hit me?
He: Are आप crazy?
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
Now read that from bottom to top...
LOL
She: Bye!
He: Ah, finally, I've waited so long.
She: आप want me to leave?
He: NO. I dare not even think.
She: Do आप प्यार me?
He: Of course. Lots!
She: Have आप ever cheated?
He: NO. Why are आप asking me?
She: Will आप किस me?
He: Every time I get the chance!
She: Will आप ever hit me?
He: Are आप crazy?
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
Now read that from bottom to top...
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