-Some people wear सुपरमैन pajamas. सुपरमैन wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception
-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back
-Do आप know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them
-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris
-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z
-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid
-What's Chuck Norris' प्रिय Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS
-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.
-When Chuck Norris falls out of a नाव he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.
-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
This is an episode of NAME THAT SONG!!!
I will write down some lyric and आप will have to name the song and the singer/group!
1st song here it comes!
Breaking my back just to know your name,seventeen tracks.........
Ok अगला one!
Baby up in here to night.No fighting!
last one for now!
Hello baby can I see आप smile! I'm going to a...
That it for now! द्वारा the way I just made this because I am really bored.....Ok bye! Dang it! The फैन्पॉप people say I need to make it longer so I will just write बिना सोचे समझे words या letters.
blah blah blah hi hello This stinks! ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah!(mental breakdown)
I will write down some lyric and आप will have to name the song and the singer/group!
1st song here it comes!
Breaking my back just to know your name,seventeen tracks.........
Ok अगला one!
Baby up in here to night.No fighting!
last one for now!
Hello baby can I see आप smile! I'm going to a...
That it for now! द्वारा the way I just made this because I am really bored.....Ok bye! Dang it! The फैन्पॉप people say I need to make it longer so I will just write बिना सोचे समझे words या letters.
blah blah blah hi hello This stinks! ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah!(mental breakdown)
The Nerd Language is a complicated series of numbers and symbols used to दिखाना expression,in the Nerdenton.By using The Nerd Language आप therefore commit yourself to the intensity of The Nerd Language.It is not to be taken lightly.To make oneself a "nerd",one must stand,put there right hand on their chest,and scream the words:OOGLEY BOOGLEY BOOG.KUMAHWAKI CHOOLAH.Then,they will become a nerd.
The Nerd Language of Nerdenton
A=1
B=#
C=-
D=(
E=@
F=4
G=9
H=_
I=10
J=8
K=+
L=5
M=00
N=%
O=3
P=)
Q=:
R=7
S=^
T=2
U=;
V=!
W="
X=6
Y='
Z=*
The Nerd Language of Nerdenton
A=1
B=#
C=-
D=(
E=@
F=4
G=9
H=_
I=10
J=8
K=+
L=5
M=00
N=%
O=3
P=)
Q=:
R=7
S=^
T=2
U=;
V=!
W="
X=6
Y='
Z=*
Hayley
1. Your पढ़ना my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even पढ़ना this.
4. आप didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did आप notice I skipped number three.
7. आप don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that आप silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then आप realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But आप remember that a fact is something that can be proven right या wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. आप wish आप never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch आप with the missing number this time. या did I?
14. आप wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind पढ़ना powers amaze you.
16. आप totally forgot I was only supposed to tell आप ten facts.
2. You're wondering why you're even पढ़ना this.
4. आप didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did आप notice I skipped number three.
7. आप don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that आप silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then आप realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But आप remember that a fact is something that can be proven right या wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. आप wish आप never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch आप with the missing number this time. या did I?
14. आप wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind पढ़ना powers amaze you.
16. आप totally forgot I was only supposed to tell आप ten facts.
1. If Lady Gaga is on a date, go up to her तारीख, दिनांक and whisper to him "She wants to take a ride on youre disco stick."
2. Visit your प्रिय celeb... and bring flowers.
3. Follow Angelina Jolie and/or Brad Pitt around asking सवालों like "How are आप and Bradd/Angelina? Any problems going on?" and then take out a notebook and a pen.
4. Papparazi-for-a-day. Take as many pictures as आप can, and then make up your own story to go with the pictures. Try to put them on a gossip magazine.
5. Go to an exclusive club.
6. Rent a mansion with over 80 rooms and a giant pool. Rent a red परिवर्तनीय to go along with it. Ride your परिवर्तनीय with sunglasses, turn on the radio, and say "Oh yeah."
7. Get so drunk that आप don't even know your name.
8. Eat a cake with सूअर का मांस, बेकन in it.
9. Attend a movie premiere.
10. Go to the समुद्र तट wearing a sexy bathing suit. Who cares about your figure या how आप look like, go out there!
2. Visit your प्रिय celeb... and bring flowers.
3. Follow Angelina Jolie and/or Brad Pitt around asking सवालों like "How are आप and Bradd/Angelina? Any problems going on?" and then take out a notebook and a pen.
4. Papparazi-for-a-day. Take as many pictures as आप can, and then make up your own story to go with the pictures. Try to put them on a gossip magazine.
5. Go to an exclusive club.
6. Rent a mansion with over 80 rooms and a giant pool. Rent a red परिवर्तनीय to go along with it. Ride your परिवर्तनीय with sunglasses, turn on the radio, and say "Oh yeah."
7. Get so drunk that आप don't even know your name.
8. Eat a cake with सूअर का मांस, बेकन in it.
9. Attend a movie premiere.
10. Go to the समुद्र तट wearing a sexy bathing suit. Who cares about your figure या how आप look like, go out there!
As आप may know, when u make confimation u get an xtra name between ur 2nd and last wuns.
But sumtimes आप dont.
And I didnt.
And I want wun!
And my mum कहा th@ i cood hav wun.
And I dont know what 2 pick, but......
It has 2 b male
It has 2 b after a saint.
I like Ben, but what do आप think.
The deadline is the 31st (May 2oo9), altho टिप्पणी दे fast cus there mite be sum time diffrence!
And after th@, if I cant pick, I will put it in a pick.
And I dont reely want n old fasiond wun eva, but that is not too important!
But sumtimes आप dont.
And I didnt.
And I want wun!
And my mum कहा th@ i cood hav wun.
And I dont know what 2 pick, but......
It has 2 b male
It has 2 b after a saint.
I like Ben, but what do आप think.
The deadline is the 31st (May 2oo9), altho टिप्पणी दे fast cus there mite be sum time diffrence!
And after th@, if I cant pick, I will put it in a pick.
And I dont reely want n old fasiond wun eva, but that is not too important!
