Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the अगला on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't आप take a सीट and I will get आप something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some खाना with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the सूची and removed his name from the चोटी, शीर्ष of the सूची and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he कहा to the guy, "Because आप have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the सूची ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much आप try!!
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the अगला on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't आप take a सीट and I will get आप something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some खाना with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the सूची and removed his name from the चोटी, शीर्ष of the सूची and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he कहा to the guy, "Because आप have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the सूची ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much आप try!!
Alpha kenny body
1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)
I won a math debate
2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)
Eye map ness
3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness
Write this down on paper and आप have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)
Eye Emma rate hard
4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)
Eye M egg ay
5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay
(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)
I won a math debate
2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)
Eye map ness
3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness
Write this down on paper and आप have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)
Eye Emma rate hard
4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)
Eye M egg ay
5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay
(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
