The start and the only chapter: "Oh my god there's a sale on MINISKIRTS Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Envy just SHUT UP!!!! आप are a GUY NOT A GIRL!!!!" Lust yells at Envy as he stares at the miniskirt sale sign. "Hey आप bums want simethin या are आप goin to keep starin in my store like a couple of freaks?" "Uh I guess that we can look around." "Come on Lust there is a sale on MINISKIRTS here lets go in and buy some MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!" Lust just groans as Envy dragged her in the store. "Um Lust?" "Yeah?" "Why is the Fullmetal Pipsqueak here?" "WHAT?!" "That voice, is that Envy and Lust? Al do आप hear them?" " Yeah but where are they?" "Oh there आप are pipsqu...I mean Ed." "Envy what are आप doing at "Hot Topic", this is for women?" "Miniskirts. And you?" "I broke my auto mail and I'm bribing Winry not to beat the @$#* out of me." "So did everybody forget the suit of armor and me Lust the GIRL THAT CAME WITH ENVY?!?!?!?" "Actually yes Lust we did forget आप two cause आप are so QUIET!!!!!!!!" "Hey kid don't yell in the store got it!" "Kid?" Envy repeated as he stared at the strange cashier girl. "So those miniskirts aren't going to buy themselves." Lust and Al left because they were becoming very weird,and because they were very annoyed with the संगीत playing in the store. The End Of The Day: "Ed I have a seceret can आप keep it?" "Yeah Envy आप can tell me anything." "I <3 you." "hahahahahahahahahahaaaha!!!!!!! I प्यार your sense of humor!!" "It isn't a sense of humor". To Be Continued.
I just released an update stating that I would not include video games in the कछुआ, कछुए Sandwiches... then someone suggested a video game. So I started thinking once again and I came to the conclusion that saying video games were going to be part of it and then not having them be part of it was really annoying. Sorry for changing this and then immediately unchanging part of the change, but I'm fairly confident in this even newerly new setup, and hopeful that it will work permanently. So here is the new schedule that will not change: