I don’t know what makes आप so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told आप to be yourself simply couldn’t have दिया आप worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t आप have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let आप mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are आप always this stupid या are आप making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like आप before – but I had to pay an admission.

If आप took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d प्यार to help आप out…now, which way did आप come in?

Brains aren’t everything....

I didn't make this, I just found it...


1.Stick your open palm under the stall दीवार and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 सेकंड्स and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....