FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat या drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why आप have no food.
FRIENDS: Would bail आप out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting अगला to आप sayin "DAMN!"were screwed"!
FRIENDS: Have never seen आप cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else आप cried...just laugh about it with आप in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks आप to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has आप on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave आप behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: आप have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
A friend helps आप when आप fall;
a best friend says "Walk much,stupid?"
A friend gives आप their umbrella when it rains;
a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, आप IDIOT, RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected;
a best friend walks up to him and says "It's because you're not interested, isn't it?"
A friend will bail आप out of jail;
a best friend will be in the room अगला to आप saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!
A good friend helps आप when आप fall.
A best friend laughs and trips आप again.
FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you
BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the hell out of him/her द्वारा threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend
FRIENDS: Will say आप can do better
BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made आप cry
FRIENDS: Will help आप move
BESTFRIENDS: Will help आप हटाइए a dead body
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with आप on movie night
BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare आप and himself/herself in the process
FRIENDS: comfort आप when आप fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt
FRIENDS: tell आप to forget it when आप say आप want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: best फ्रेंड्स are the ones getting fined द्वारा the police with you
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: are offended when आप make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your but and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a आग engine
FRIENDS: don't see आप if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in बिस्तर under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS: call आप retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S अचार TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you
disclaimer: i DO NOT own this found it on someones profile
and if आप cant really see the words in the picture here they are
"the days were so crazy.........
that people think were high
and days were so bored..........
we laugh so hard we cry!
all the inside jokes.....
and sayin "remeber when"
"just some resons"
well always be bestfriends♥♥♥♥
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why आप have no food.
FRIENDS: Would bail आप out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting अगला to आप sayin "DAMN!"were screwed"!
FRIENDS: Have never seen आप cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else आप cried...just laugh about it with आप in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks आप to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has आप on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave आप behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: आप have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
A friend helps आप when आप fall;
a best friend says "Walk much,stupid?"
A friend gives आप their umbrella when it rains;
a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, आप IDIOT, RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected;
a best friend walks up to him and says "It's because you're not interested, isn't it?"
A friend will bail आप out of jail;
a best friend will be in the room अगला to आप saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!
A good friend helps आप when आप fall.
A best friend laughs and trips आप again.
FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you
BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the hell out of him/her द्वारा threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend
FRIENDS: Will say आप can do better
BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made आप cry
FRIENDS: Will help आप move
BESTFRIENDS: Will help आप हटाइए a dead body
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with आप on movie night
BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare आप and himself/herself in the process
FRIENDS: comfort आप when आप fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt
FRIENDS: tell आप to forget it when आप say आप want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: best फ्रेंड्स are the ones getting fined द्वारा the police with you
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: are offended when आप make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your but and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a आग engine
FRIENDS: don't see आप if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in बिस्तर under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS: call आप retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S अचार TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you
disclaimer: i DO NOT own this found it on someones profile
and if आप cant really see the words in the picture here they are
"the days were so crazy.........
that people think were high
and days were so bored..........
we laugh so hard we cry!
all the inside jokes.....
and sayin "remeber when"
"just some resons"
well always be bestfriends♥♥♥♥
1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.
2) Every five मिनटों yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time आप see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that आप are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that आप are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure आप dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
2) Every five मिनटों yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time आप see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that आप are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that आप are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure आप dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
1.You abuse our प्यार आप lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we प्यार him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our प्यार is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we प्यार be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape या form.
6.Guys आप should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with आप (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly प्यार we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When आप (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
2.When we find the right guy we प्यार him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our प्यार is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we प्यार be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape या form.
6.Guys आप should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with आप (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly प्यार we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When आप (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
Just पढ़ना some of the टर्मिनेटर कोट्स through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash दिन tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. आप might get annoyed द्वारा it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash दिन tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. आप might get annoyed द्वारा it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.