1. Turn to a stranger and sing a बिना सोचे समझे song
2. When your on a floor someone wants to get off on make sure they don't get off
3. Say in a new jersey accent "I told my daughter not to give the dog coffee. What does she do? She gives the dog coffee! Now i've got a dead dog! A dumb daughter! And no coffee!"
4. If your with a friend, and there are और people start a annoying conversation. (I did this one time and all the people in the elevator turned to me, someone even कहा shut up XD)
5. Pretend your driving in a car, and make motor sounds
6. Whisper into a strangers ear "I am a parol officer! Respect my authority"
7. If someone try's to get in the elevator block off their way and say "private property, आप can't enter!"
8. If theres an operator, go up to them and say "um floor (whatever floor number) when आप get there say "no, no, no! I कहा floor (whatever floor again" when he gets to that floor say "wrong go to floor (again! Whatever)" do this until he snaps
9. If आप see a stranger with a nice कमीज, शर्ट whisper to a friend and make sure they hear what आप say "(example, do whatev) gosh that lady's कमीज, शर्ट is ugly! Talk about bad fashion!"
10. Jump around like your at a संगीत कार्यक्रम and scream the lyrics of any song
(LOL, I tried these and I all got weird looks XD)
2. When your on a floor someone wants to get off on make sure they don't get off
3. Say in a new jersey accent "I told my daughter not to give the dog coffee. What does she do? She gives the dog coffee! Now i've got a dead dog! A dumb daughter! And no coffee!"
4. If your with a friend, and there are और people start a annoying conversation. (I did this one time and all the people in the elevator turned to me, someone even कहा shut up XD)
5. Pretend your driving in a car, and make motor sounds
6. Whisper into a strangers ear "I am a parol officer! Respect my authority"
7. If someone try's to get in the elevator block off their way and say "private property, आप can't enter!"
8. If theres an operator, go up to them and say "um floor (whatever floor number) when आप get there say "no, no, no! I कहा floor (whatever floor again" when he gets to that floor say "wrong go to floor (again! Whatever)" do this until he snaps
9. If आप see a stranger with a nice कमीज, शर्ट whisper to a friend and make sure they hear what आप say "(example, do whatev) gosh that lady's कमीज, शर्ट is ugly! Talk about bad fashion!"
10. Jump around like your at a संगीत कार्यक्रम and scream the lyrics of any song
(LOL, I tried these and I all got weird looks XD)
The Nerd Language is a complicated series of numbers and symbols used to दिखाना expression,in the Nerdenton.By using The Nerd Language आप therefore commit yourself to the intensity of The Nerd Language.It is not to be taken lightly.To make oneself a "nerd",one must stand,put there right hand on their chest,and scream the words:OOGLEY BOOGLEY BOOG.KUMAHWAKI CHOOLAH.Then,they will become a nerd.
The Nerd Language of Nerdenton
A=1
B=#
C=-
D=(
E=@
F=4
G=9
H=_
I=10
J=8
K=+
L=5
M=00
N=%
O=3
P=)
Q=:
R=7
S=^
T=2
U=;
V=!
W="
X=6
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Z=*
The Nerd Language of Nerdenton
A=1
B=#
C=-
D=(
E=@
F=4
G=9
H=_
I=10
J=8
K=+
L=5
M=00
N=%
O=3
P=)
Q=:
R=7
S=^
T=2
U=;
V=!
W="
X=6
Y='
Z=*
