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OK, this लेख is going to be in the point of view of many different characters. Before it begins in their point of view it will have their names.
BELLA
Edward wasn't a school today, too sunny, I'm guessing. The Cullens are probably out hunting. Charlie had कहा that where the Cullens "hike" is filled with bears. I'm pretty sure that they are hunting somewhere else today, so I would like to see how it looks up there. I pulled on some hiking boots and got in my truck.
Eventually I reached the place. I was standing on the side of a small cliff. I found a few भालू prints, and started to wander why I came here in the first place. There was a forest to my left, and it was filled with bushes and trees.
One of the bushes started to shake. Edward stepped out, eyes black as coals, and blood dripping down his mouth. He was staring at me, slowly putting me between him and the cliff.
"Edward, don't!" I was screaming now, fear growing inside me. I started to run, even though I knew there was no chance I could outrun him, not just because he is a vampire, I'm also his singer, meaning that my blood sings to him. I tripped over a rock, and he used vampie speed, took my leg in his cold, hard hand and bit my calf.
"Edward! Edward, stop! Please!" everything was going fuzzy, and he still wasn't stopping... couldn't he reconize my voice, even though he was in this hungry state? I was trying to scream more, but they just came out in, harsh, weak ways, and slowly, everything went black.
EDWARD
"Let's all meet at the clearing," Carlisle had said. I used my speed to reach our special clearing, only to find that I was the last person there.
"Hello, Edward. We were just dicussing what we caught today. None of us had much luck...What did आप catch?" Carlisle welcomed me.
I put my hand on my forehead, what had I caught? "I, I can't remember," I mumbled.
"Do आप remember where आप were when आप made the kill?" they were all looking at me in a strange way now. We वैंपायर don't forget things very easily, आप see.
"I was द्वारा the cli-, Bella!" I was running now, I had to get to her, soon. I could hear the rest of my family running after me. I skidded to the spot where I had bitten Bella. Blood was splattered everywhere, and she was laying right on the edge of the cliff, so close, I thought that one touch would send her toppling over.
"Bella, no?!" I screamed, scooping her up and holding her tightly. I sobbed onto her shoulder. What did I do?
"Edward, it's OK, she's still alive, let me see her," Carlisle tried to convince me to hand the only person I've ever cared about into his care, but he doesn't know that, of course.
"Sure, just make sure she's OK," I relunctantly handed Bella over. I, feeling ashamed of what I had done, left the scene. I crawled through some bushes that were arranged in a वृत्त around a clearing with only one oak पेड़ right in the center.
CARLISLE
I looked down at the small human in my arms, I knew her as Isabella Swann, daughter of Cheif Swann. But Edward had mentioned something about her smelling और appetizing to him, much worse than other people. She was getting better, I could listen to her दिल beating to check that she was healthy. I knew she was going to wake up soon.
"She'll be waking up soon, I want to try something," I told Esme and Rosalie.
"What," Rosalie didn't even make it sound like a question.
"When she wakes we will tell her she is dead, then ask her how she feels that Edward killed her. I want to see what she says." They nodded in aggrement.
BELLA
I blinked open my eyes to see three sparkling figures leaning over me.
"Am-am I dead?" I mumbled.
"What makes आप think आप are dead?" the male one asked.
"You, are angels, right?"
"Yes, we are angels, and, yes, आप are dead. How do आप feel that Edward killed you?" the same एंजल asked.
"I guess it wasn't his fault, he was out hunting, right, and he can't controll himself hunting. I don't blame him," I said, my voice getting stronger.
"Hmmm. Is that right... Bella, आप aren't dead. I am Carlisle Cullen, आप know Rosalie, and this is my wife Esme," he कहा gesturing around him. I suddenly reconized them all, and with a jolt, I sat up.
"Where's Edward?! I have to see him!"
"He went through those bushes..." I jumped to my feet, well, foot, and toppled back down. My right leg wasn't working, and hurt uncontrollably. But, I, being the person I am, crawled through the bushes, my usless leg dragging behind.
"Edward!" it was so good to see him. He looked at me with his eyes, still slack, and watched them turn back to their beautiful amber color.
"Bella!" I could barely hear him whisper my name, he sounded shocked. "I can't belive you're OK!"
"Of coarse I'm OK, I wounldn't allow myself to die and hurt आप like that," I joked snickering. He scooped me up and brought me to the large oak he had been sitting under. We curled up and started to kiss.
CARLISLE
When Bella had crawled off to see Edward, I had become curious about how urgent she had been to see him. I, just out of curiosity, had peeked through the bushes to see what they were doing, only to find them curled up together. I recoiled back. What was Edward DOING!!!
I twisted my head around to see Rosalie, Esme, Emmett, and Jasper watching me as I spied. I motioned them over. In milliseconds they were beside me, peering in, withdrawing in moments with shocked looks on their faces.
We all started to spy again. Now they had started to KISS! I mean, full out french style! Now, we just couldn't stop ourselves from watching. The two finally stopped, after a long time, may I add, and had started to talk.
"I प्यार आप Bella," Edward whispered into her ear.
"I प्यार आप too, Edward," she said, चुंबन him one और time on the cheek.
"You shouldn't. I almost killed you, आप could be so much safer with someone else," he warned her.
"I forgive you! आप couldn't controle your self!" Everything was becoming clear now. THIS was why Edward dad seemed so upset about Bella, this is why he was hesitant to hand her over to me. Our dear Edward had found love.
EDWARD
"I want आप to climb me in a tree," Bella suddenly requested.
"Can't आप climb yourself?" I joked. I had forgotten about her leg and winced when she waved her hand towards it.
"OK, OK. How about the oak?"
"Too small." Eventually Bella had found the tallest पेड़ in the forest. It seemed like hunderds of feet tall. Even though it had extreme hight, we were at the चोटी, शीर्ष of it in seconds. We stood looking down upon the forest.
"Even a vampire could die if he fell from this hight!" I said. It's true. We can't survive just everything, आप know.
"Can आप survive this?" Bella leaned आगे and kissed me. We kissed, and kissed. It was so wonderful we felt like we were floating...Wait! We WERE floating! Out of the massive पेड़ we fell.
"Bella! Get on चोटी, शीर्ष of me!" I couldn't let her be the one to hit the ground. I, the super-hard-to-kill-vampire, was NOT going to let Bella die instead of him. I wrapped my arms around her, protecting her. That's when we hit ground.
BELLA
Even a vampire could die if he fell from this hight! Edward's words ringed through my head. We were on the ground, in a huge crator formed द्वारा Edward's body. I turned my bleeding head to the side, only to see flames... Flames? Is this what happens when वैंपायर die? I sat up, lodging my elbows under me for support.
Edward lay on his side. His कमीज, शर्ट was ripped open, दिखा रहा है off his back. There was a large crack, like one आप would see in a rock, running down it. Flames were flickering in and out, in and out. Edward screamed in agony. His hands dug into the loose dirt beneath us. His eyes were open wide, once again the color black.
"AAAAAHHHH!!" I had never seen him in pain before, it was terrible!
"SSHHH, Edward, I'll get help...don't die," I whispered in his ear. He weakly mumbled something that I couldn't make out and closed his eyes. Just as I was about to leave, the whole Cullen family burst through the bushes.
"It's OK. We'll take care of him. आप can go घर to Charlie now," Carlisle कहा in his perfect voice.
"I'm not going anywhere!" I growled, and I'm not kidding, I ACTUALLY growled. "How did आप know we were here?"
"Um... we kind of followed you," Esme answered nervously. I sighed and held Edward's hand. Suddenly there was a huge flash of light, and the flames were sucked back into Edward's body. He let out a tremendous roar. He closed his eyes, the hand he was holing mine in went slack, and he stopped breathing.
"Edward! No!" I sobbed. Tears ran down my cheeks.
"He's gone," Carlisle whispered. That only made me cry harder. Edward's hand tightened around mine, lifted my head, my tears stopping.
"Wait!" he opened his eyes. They were green. His skin felt warm and I could feel a pulse.
"He's human!" someone कहा it, I just didn't know who. He lurched आगे in a series of coughs. His skin had और color to it, but he was still pale. The sickish kind of pale.
"He's a human with the Spanish Influinsa!" Carlisle shoved me out of the way and started to work on the now-human-Edward. Carlisle leaned back, took in a deap breath, and closed his eyes. "I have to bite him," he said.
"But, but-"
"He'll die if I don't, Bella," he कहा to me.
"Caroline! Caroline! I need Caroline!" Edward screamed.
"Who's Caroline?" I asked.
"Caroline was Edward's girlfriend while he was dieing," Carlisle said. I saw them all look for my reaction.
"Oh, well, she dead now, so I guess he's only got me," I hadn't meant to sound so evil. But when I saw the snicker shoot across Emmett's face, I regreted what I had just said. I slapped my hand over my mouth.
"That's OK, when he's a vampire again he'll only remember you," I was told. Then Carlisle leaned down, sunk his teeth into Edward's skin. That's when the screaming began.


IN THE FUTURE
EDWARD
We were in Alaska. I hadn't seen Bella in months and they last time I HAD seen her, we were in the woods, and I had told her I would be leaving...without her. The last look a had seen across her beautiful face had been one of sadness, hurt, loneliness. The only picture that appeared in my mind when I thought of her was that terrible look, one I would never forget.
"Oh, my gosh!" Alice leaned आगे in her seat, cluching onto the coffie तालिका, टेबल in front of her.
"What is it Alice? What did आप see?" I asked. Maybe it was something about Bella. I just ahd to know
"It was a vision about Bella...she was, ugh, jumping off a cliff."
"A WHAT?!" I leaped आगे and grabbed the car keys, then put them back down...driving would take to long. अगला thing I knew I was getting off the plane. I was now in Forks. The family had come with me. We rented a car and sped off into the town.
I started to follow her scent. Then, I लॉस्ट it in the sound of werewolf. Oh, Lord! How could I help her now? I stopped the car and ran into the woods, following the werewolf's scent. I told the rest of my posse to hang back, that I would go on ahead.
I came just before a spot in the woods that I knew the भेड़िया would have to be. I peeked through the trees, only to almost fall over when I saw what I saw.
Bella was tan. Her hair was now cropped off at her shoulders. She was well muscled, and had gotten very tall. Bella was a werewolf.
"Why did आप do this to me?" she asked the other wolf, the boy named Jacob Black.
"I had to!" he growled to her. I saw Bella sniff the air and look in my direction.
"Vampire! Those lousy, self absorbant little... What am I saying?!" she put her hand on her head and shook it.
"Finally I'm rubbing off on you!" he smiled an evil smile.
"Shut up, Jacob. Do आप think it's..."
"Bella, everytime आप smell something sweet, आप think it's Edward, get over it!" Bella growled, turning into a massive, silver wolf. Jacob turned into a reddish wolf, growled, cuffed Bella in the ear, and ran off into the woods.
BELLA
I wanted to kill Jacob. Why did he do this to me? I stood in the clearing where we had just fought, and strode over to my clothes bag. I took the outfit in my teeth and tied it around my paws.
The vampie hiding in the woods' smell was over powering. I turned towards the fellow "creature" and sat, waiting for it to come outy of it's hiding spot.
Out stepped Edward. His skin glistening in the sun. He used super-speed to run to me. He got down on one knee and kissed my snout.
"I'll प्यार आप no matter what आप are Bella," he whispered into my bleeding ear, the one Jacob had cut. I licked him in the face and started to make soft wimpering noises. I transformed back, the clothes tied around my paws were correctly fitted on my body now.
"I'm sorry. He made me like this so I would actually live my life," I said.
"Oh, well, OK," Edward said. "Hey, Bella. आप HOWL to my heart...get it?"
"Wow. आप don't even want to know how cheesey that was." Edward laughed, I laughed. He scooped me up and took me to his family.
CARLISLE
"What happened?" was the first thing a कहा when I saw the new Bella. She told me her story, and all I could be was mad.Why would Jacob have done that.
"Actually, that wasn't why I transformed her," the boy who was responsable for it all stepped throught the bushes. "It was either this, या kill her. And I'm tellin' ya' this girl's unkillable. She didn't die wrecking a motorcycle, she didn't die jumping off a cliff, so my only choice was to put an imprint on her," jacob कहा in an evil voice.
"What? Why?" Bella said, staring at him.
"Bella, for almost a साल आप were miserable, आप did nothing. It was all because of Romeo over here. If I killed you, all sadness would be gone, but if आप were a werewolf, आप would get over it faster, knowing that आप could NEVER प्यार him again. BUT, आप COULD प्यार me," he snickered, and ran away into the woods leaving us all in shock.



GLAD I GOT THAT OUTTA MY MIND!!!!
 Episode 3 has arrived!
Episode 3 has arrived!
Welcome back again mates! In case आप missed the first episode, here's a quick recap of what this लेख series is all about.

In the first episode, the debut of this show, I thought up five crazy and बिना सोचे समझे scenarios that I thought would make for entertainingly cringy headlines for Newspapers and/or YouTube videos, and asked आप all for ideas in the टिप्पणियाँ section below! That's also how this दिखाना has been running since Episode 2, so if आप like this series, then don't forget to प्रशंसक and leave a टिप्पणी दे below on what आप guys and gals want me to create in the अगला episode!

And with that being...
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Hi YouTube fans. There are several interesting shows on YouTube and several of aren't really well known. The following 5 channels are made द्वारा very nice and talented people. I highly recommend checking out these channels.

5. Doodletones

Doodletones is a member of the Commentary Community. She's a very talented commentator who knows how to be both informative and entertaining. She makes वीडियो frequently so आप don't have to worry about running out of वीडियो to watch.

4. FutureGohanSSJ2

FutureGohanSSJ2 is a cartoon lover. He has plenty of वीडियो where he talks about cartoon relater merchandise...
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Picture this. You're a newspaper boy in the 1880's and your headlines just don't seem to be selling as well as they used to. Therefore, your company decides to change things up and start lying just a LITTLE bit.

...Well, at least of your definition of lying a LITTLE bit is completely changing the शीर्षक of your papers to something amusing and spreading misinformation just to rake in और cash from the public. And mine is!

So today, people. We're going to go dive headfirst into the world of clickbait. But first and foremost, the most important सवाल of them all.

What exactly IS clickbait?

Basically...
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How do I become sarcastic?
"I'm the क्वीन of sarcasm, आप don't just suddenly become sarcastic, it takes practice"


My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"


My brother hasn't had his period:
"Yeah. It takes longer for boys"


What's an appropriate site for a 13 साल old girl?
"Try Porn-Hub"


Can आप get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of of it!"


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?"


Why are शिशु ugly at first?
"How about you...
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So I wrote this because I have no life and I would like to have one. And if you're like me, welcome. While I teach आप what to do in your spare time (or all the time, if you, like me, have no life), I'll be teaching myself, too. So really, I'm killing two birds with one stone here. Yay.

TEN THINGS TO DO IF आप HAVE NO LIFE

1. Get a life

It's exactly what it means.

2. Get another life

This doesn't make sense but if आप have no life, आप know it does.

3. Eat Ben and Jerry's

Because, why not?

4. Don't do your homework

Because if आप do it, you'll have a life. And if आप have a life, then आप wouldn't...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Critic: So our story begins when they spot two children who, आप guessed it, stopped caring.
Friend Bear: Hi. I'm Friend Bear, and this is Secret Bear. We're Care Bears. (both stand up and pose)
Jason: (in disgusted tone) What do आप want?
Friend Bear: Only to be your friends.
NC (vo): Actually, I always wondered what counted as quote/unquote "Caring." I mean, if I'm ordering a पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा with a friend, is it like...
[Cuts to skit with two NCs talking to each other]
NC 1: Hey, what kind of toppings आप want?
NC 2: Eh, I don't care. (In panicked tone) No, no, wait! I didn't mea- (sparkling effects sound...
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(Let's get this out of the way right now. If you're taking this लेख even remotely seriously, then आप probably aren't as smart as आप think आप are. Enjoy! XD)

"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf

The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good फैन्पॉप article! ^_^

(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)

First off, आप need to think of a good title. Y'know,...
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Welcome to my complete character index! Basically, over the years I've made up a lot of either my own characters, या added existing ones from shows and whatnot for the sake of entertainment and imagination.

And in this one, you'll see all of them from A-Z, as well as their history. So without further ado, let's get this night off right!

AnimuLuvr21


First Appearance: A दिन In The Life Of A फैन्पॉप User


(The character above is Konata Izumi from Lucky Star)

A character I made in one of my skit articles, and I do plan on using her in और articles, as long as the context fits well.

Personality is...
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Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new कछुआ, कछुए सैंडविच this week. But I am लेखन this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.

1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought और about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between फिल्में and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch फिल्में far और often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.

I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city आप might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make और time for this in the future.
I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude टिप्पणियाँ to yourself. I hope आप like it and please tell me what आप think.
 10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
 9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of येशु in Passion of the Christ.
9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.
 8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
 7. Divine. प्यार him या hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
7. Divine. Love him or hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
 6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
 5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
 4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
 3. फ्रेड Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
 2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, प्यार this guy!
2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!
 1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I प्यार प्यार प्यार this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in प्यार with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
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I'm not saying this is a perfect movie.
But it's actually a surprisingly GOOD movie.

It starts off on On October 29, 1993 where the parents of Charlie Grimille record him as he is part of the SCHOOL PLAY.

During the play, Charlie is put on a fake noose, as part of the play. But suddenly the trap door opens, like आप see in real noose sets, but it is soon revealed that this was NOT be part of the act. And Charlie is accidentally hung for real.

20 years later however, students at the same school resurrect the failed play as a misguided attempt to honor the accident.

A student named Reese Houser...
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1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper या self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)

2-The roots of education are कड़वा but the फल is sweet.
(Aristotle)

3-Education is the most powerful weapon which आप can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)

4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)

5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)

6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)

7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
When a guy flirts with other women.while out with his girl, it. may be he is just trying to be funny and charming या seem polite. या he may secretly be feeling insecure. Maybe he fears his gal is still.into her ex, या worries she may be seeing simeone else besides him. He wont come out and say his fears, so rather he tries to appear और of a stud flirting with ladies. What he may not realize is this drives a gal away and makes her feel unimportant. How would a guy like it if a gal behaved that way toward him? Does anyone have any suggestions how to deal with this obnoxious male behavior? Does a gal call him out on it? या simply walk away, as I did from a guy I loved a lot, and not call him out on it, just simply tell him, "You hurt me."?
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 Let's do this.
Let's do this.
-When I go off to a restaurant/store and the lines are longer than the वीरांगना, अमेज़न River

-When I'm hungry/thirsty but am too lazy to do anything about it

-Doing the same chores every दिन of the week

-Waking up when I'm REALLY tired

-40% of the current generation for being senseless jerks with little to no knowledge of courtesy या grammar

-When someone spoils a movie I wanted to see

-When I bite my tongue/lip

-Random black-outs that interrupt EVERYTHING

-When I go somewhere just to find out that it's been closed for an hour

-Being forced to go somewhere when I REALLY don't want to

-School Days, both the anime...
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(I made this around two years पूर्व and never finished it so..... HERE आप GO. XD)

(By the way, this was originally going to be a video so expect to see some *Insert Here* moments. :P Not that it matters, I doubt anyone will even read all this anyways but WHATEVER. ENJOY.)

Ah, Atari. A classic game company that made so many classic titles. Among those were some of my personal favorites, चालीसपद, सेंटीपेड and Millipede. First off, Centipede, released in 1981, was a vertically oriented shoot em up classic designed द्वारा Ed Logg, who also made Super Breakout and co-developed the game Asteroids with Lyle Rains....
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