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1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.

2) Every five मिनटों yell "The aliens are coming!"

3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time आप see it.

4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)

5) Announce that आप are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.

6) Call your house number and announce that आप are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure आप dont get a wrong number!!

7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.

8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."

9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
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आप are sitting on the सोफ़ा, सोफे waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with आप for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny आप say back. Are आप ready to watch the movie आप ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are आप ok?" आप ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) आप are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly आप are Gold. आप hold his chest as आप are pushing him was y and say " आप watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I प्यार you."...
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Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: आप EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, आप LITTLE BITCH!
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(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"


#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can आप tell...
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Have आप ever heard the story of the Albanian train operator? No?! Well then sit down and get comfy, we're going to be a while here. This is the greatest pun ever shared around a bar top. There once was an Albanian man who only ever dreamed of becoming a train operator. It was his greatest childhood fantasy, and all he worked for in his life. He was overjoyed when the दिन finally came that he first got into the engine of a train to live out that dream. As Murphy's law would have it, his first दिन on the job he hit a pedestrian on the tracks.. He was arrested, and come the दिन for his trial...
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So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can आप believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above भेड़िया Among Us 2 या No और हीरोस 3? So after being disappointed द्वारा Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created द्वारा the lovely team at Activision,...
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Cincinatti Ohio. Four men were in a black Suburban were driving towards a warehouse called M&M Metals International Inc. One of them was Johnny Lightning.

Johnny: *Looks to the man sitting in the back with him*
Narrator: Before joining the CIA, I was a member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I didn't like the fact that it was corrupt, and decided to transfer. Some federal boys on the other hand, did not want me to transfer to the CIA. Once a महीना since my transfer, they've been sending me at least five E-mails, trying to make out deals to get me back.
Driver: *Stops the Suburban*...
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1-It's considered rude to write in red ink in Portugal.
2-Although the bobcat is rarely seen, it is the most common wildcat in North America.
3-The Chinese giant समन्दर, सलमंडर can grow to be 6 feet (1.8 m) long, making it the largest समन्दर, सलमंडर in the world.

4-Because the speed of Earth's rotation changes over time, a दिन in the age of डायनासोर was just 23 hours long.

5-There are और than 1,200 water parks in North America.


6-It would take 100 Earths, lined up end-to-end, to stretch across the face of the sun.

7-The highest wave ever surfed was as tall as a 10-story building.

8-Some apples can weigh...
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