So I have this klutz book called the encyclopedia of immaturity and there are some passages in it that I thought would be good to share on fanpop.
Passage Number 1
A Quick Reference: Homework Excuses -
Sometimes आप just can't seem to remember why it is आप didn't do your homework last night. If that's your problem, here's your answer.
1. I sprained my brain. The doctor says no heavy thinking for a week
2. I have a rare paper allergy
3. Why should I do homework when the universe is winding down and the sun will explode in 50 billion years?
4.Excuse me? I don't speak English. But thank आप for asking. One दिन I hope to learn your language. In the meantime I'm just faking it.
5. I finished my homework in my head. Why write it down and waste a tree?
6. I have decided to प्रस्तुत करे last night's homework to a major broadcastor for a टेलीविज़न sitcom pilot. In the meantime my agent tells me that I can't दिखाना it to anyone else.
Passage Number 2
Helpful Homework Hints: The universal book report
Sometimes in our busy lives we occasionally get stuck having to write a book रिपोर्ट about whose details we don't entirely remember. That used to be a problem. Now, all आप have to do is copy the universal book रिपोर्ट and fill in the blanks where it says! Life just got simpler!
After पढ़ना [Book Title] द्वारा [Author's Name] I am full of thoughts. Never before have I thought the thoughts I am now thinking. And the feelings I am feeling are surely a result of those thoughts.
The lead character in [Book Title] was, I truly believe, the most important person. At the beginning of the book we did not know him/her very well. Later on, of course, many difficult things hapen and he/she changes. Near the end of the book, towards the back, the problems are fixed and things work out, और या less. I was so relieved! In conclusion, I think we all learned and important lesson! I know I Certainly did!
Thank You
The End.
Passage Number 3
News आप Can Use
Supreme Court Rules Homework Unconstitutional
9-0 Unanimous Vote
Washington - The Supreme Court handed down a historic decision today in a case that has been closely watched द्वारा educaters and students alike. The issue was the constitutionality of homework. The specific case( Wilber B. Everykid v. U.S. Board of Education)pitted Everykid, who acted as his own lawyer, against a team of highly trained proffesional governement attorneys.
"When truth and justice are on your side," कहा Everykid, "who needs a fancy degree?"
The justice ruled that homework violates the 8th Ammendment (cruel and unusual punishment) the 9th Amendment (governement intrusion) and the 18rh ammendment guarenteeing "television without distraction"
Te new ruling takes effect immediatly and renders all outstanding assignments null and void. As for past homework, teachers will be expected to compensate students द्वारा paying them "a meaningful ammount."
Passage Number 1
A Quick Reference: Homework Excuses -
Sometimes आप just can't seem to remember why it is आप didn't do your homework last night. If that's your problem, here's your answer.
1. I sprained my brain. The doctor says no heavy thinking for a week
2. I have a rare paper allergy
3. Why should I do homework when the universe is winding down and the sun will explode in 50 billion years?
4.Excuse me? I don't speak English. But thank आप for asking. One दिन I hope to learn your language. In the meantime I'm just faking it.
5. I finished my homework in my head. Why write it down and waste a tree?
6. I have decided to प्रस्तुत करे last night's homework to a major broadcastor for a टेलीविज़न sitcom pilot. In the meantime my agent tells me that I can't दिखाना it to anyone else.
Passage Number 2
Helpful Homework Hints: The universal book report
Sometimes in our busy lives we occasionally get stuck having to write a book रिपोर्ट about whose details we don't entirely remember. That used to be a problem. Now, all आप have to do is copy the universal book रिपोर्ट and fill in the blanks where it says! Life just got simpler!
After पढ़ना [Book Title] द्वारा [Author's Name] I am full of thoughts. Never before have I thought the thoughts I am now thinking. And the feelings I am feeling are surely a result of those thoughts.
The lead character in [Book Title] was, I truly believe, the most important person. At the beginning of the book we did not know him/her very well. Later on, of course, many difficult things hapen and he/she changes. Near the end of the book, towards the back, the problems are fixed and things work out, और या less. I was so relieved! In conclusion, I think we all learned and important lesson! I know I Certainly did!
Thank You
The End.
Passage Number 3
News आप Can Use
Supreme Court Rules Homework Unconstitutional
9-0 Unanimous Vote
Washington - The Supreme Court handed down a historic decision today in a case that has been closely watched द्वारा educaters and students alike. The issue was the constitutionality of homework. The specific case( Wilber B. Everykid v. U.S. Board of Education)pitted Everykid, who acted as his own lawyer, against a team of highly trained proffesional governement attorneys.
"When truth and justice are on your side," कहा Everykid, "who needs a fancy degree?"
The justice ruled that homework violates the 8th Ammendment (cruel and unusual punishment) the 9th Amendment (governement intrusion) and the 18rh ammendment guarenteeing "television without distraction"
Te new ruling takes effect immediatly and renders all outstanding assignments null and void. As for past homework, teachers will be expected to compensate students द्वारा paying them "a meaningful ammount."