I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

गुलाब are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at आप trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can किस a guy* a bird can किस a butterfly* the rising sun can किस the grass* but आप my friend!! yes you!! आप CAN किस MY ASS*******

If आप didn't have feet आप wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do आप wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for आप %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but आप need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle

People like आप are the reason I'm on medication.

Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies

I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.

Don't bother leaving a message.

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside द्वारा itself!

I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
Hey, Remember that time I told आप I thought आप were cool? I LIED.

I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face

Damn not आप again.......

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but आप abuse the privilege.

If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called आप first.

I am not anti-social..I just don't like you

If you're gonna act like a dick आप should wear a condom on your head so आप can at least look like one !!!

Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...

There are some stupid people in this world. आप just helped me realize it.

Until आप called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.

If आप ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would आप say when आप got there?

Wow, आप looked a lot hotter from a distance!

रद्द करें my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.

I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!

Earth is full. Go home.

If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.

Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer आप the first 25 times, what makes आप think the अगला 25 will work?

how do आप keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...

Oh dear! Looks like आप fell out of the ugly पेड़ and hit every branch on the way down!

What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...

I'm sorry, Talking to आप seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.

Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop आप when आप were a baby?

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

God made mountains, god made trees, god made आप but we all make mistakes.

Remember येशु loves आप but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.

I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.

Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

Why don't आप go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself

Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone

How about a little less सवालों and a little और shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.

FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this

morning... Leave me alone!
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this सूची doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.

When आप were born आप were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom!

My Mom कहा never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!

Forget the ugly stick! आप must have been born in the ugly forrest!

I really don't like आप but if आप really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.

आप know the drill! आप leave a message....and I ignore it!

The Village just called. They कहा they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...

I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!

Why are आप bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to आप and your stupid nonsense.

आप dont know me, आप just wish आप did.

Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't आप go play in traffic?!

आप have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont आप take a दिन off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!