"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired." = I'm tired.
"Do आप want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take आप out to dinner?" = Same as Above
"Can I call आप sometime?" = Same as Above
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give आप a massage." = I want to feel your bare skin
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why आप are making such a big deal out of this.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are आप going through now?
"I प्यार you, too." = Okay, I कहा it...we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way आप cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
"Yes, I like the way आप cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress आप द्वारा दिखा रहा है that I am a deep person and maybe then we can get down to business
"Will आप marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for आप to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired." = I'm tired.
"Do आप want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take आप out to dinner?" = Same as Above
"Can I call आप sometime?" = Same as Above
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give आप a massage." = I want to feel your bare skin
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why आप are making such a big deal out of this.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are आप going through now?
"I प्यार you, too." = Okay, I कहा it...we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way आप cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
"Yes, I like the way आप cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress आप द्वारा दिखा रहा है that I am a deep person and maybe then we can get down to business
"Will आप marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for आप to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
1.You abuse our प्यार आप lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we प्यार him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our प्यार is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we प्यार be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape या form.
6.Guys आप should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with आप (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly प्यार we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When आप (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
2.When we find the right guy we प्यार him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our प्यार is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we प्यार be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape या form.
6.Guys आप should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with आप (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly प्यार we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When आप (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
Just पढ़ना some of the टर्मिनेटर कोट्स through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash दिन tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. आप might get annoyed द्वारा it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash दिन tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. आप might get annoyed द्वारा it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
from the internet :)
(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have केशा babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds आप of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his बार्बी girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his घर adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he जवाब he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have केशा babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds आप of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his बार्बी girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his घर adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he जवाब he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him