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posted by princesslullaby
Beast x Rose
Beast paced back and forth in the West Wing, the padding on his feet shooting up little plumes of dust as he walked. Cogsworth had tried to console him about the beautiful girl that wanted nothing to do with him, but Beast couldn't tell Cogsworth that wasn't what he was concerned about. Ten years as a Beast, and he had stopped loving women, and knew he could never प्यार this girl. या any person, for that matter. Every night he had spent curled up with his rose, mourning over his beastly nature. And the rose had been there, silently comforting him, glowing with love. And at some point, Beast knew he had fallen in प्यार with his rose. He stopped pacing and gazed at the flower, eyes glazing over. "Rosey...what am I going to do? The only way I can become human again is if I fall in प्यार with this girl." The Beast explained, throwing his paws up in the air. The rose कहा nothing, as usual. "But I can't fall in प्यार with her when I'm so in प्यार with you." He said, delicately stroking one petal. The rose कहा nothing. "How can I प्यार her, she's never been here to make me feel better. Only you." He said, drool hanging out of his mouth and eyes glowing slightly पार करना, क्रॉस eyed. He tickled the rose's stem affectionately. "You're so cute when you're shy!" The rose कहा nothing. "You tease!" कहा the Beast. "Are आप mad? Don't be jealous, I'll never leave आप for that girl." The rose कहा nothing. "Please, say something, don't be mad at me!!!" The Beast pleaded, but the rose continued to ignore him. "I'll just give आप a किस and make it all better!" and he gently kissed one thorn. He then whipped out his dick and began to ejaculate on the rose. "Watering time! आप look thirsty!" The rose कहा nothing.

Beast x Chi Fu
Chi Fu rolled his eyes at the Beast as they entered the tent that was secluded far from the other soldiers. Beast had been incredibly difficult during training, screaming and yelling at all the other soldiers and then suddenly moping. He also had this weird rose fetish that he kept talking about. Shang had asked Chi-Fu to pull Beast aside and lecture him. "Now listen here, आप neanderthal." Chi Fu
said, the ends of his mustache twitching. "You are to behave from this point onward!" Beast scowled and roared. "But I don't wanna!" he whined. "This is only daaaaaaaaaaay 1. (lol) " कहा Chi-Fu. "If आप don't behave now I'll have to stamp it into that thick, ugly head of yours!" his voice getting high pitched at the end. The beast's face suddenly twisted into a wicked grin. "How about I teach आप a lesson, आप hot asian twig?" He suddenly jumped at Chi Fu, pinning him to the ground. Chi Fu screamed, "EEEEEEE! Shaaaaang! somebody! help me!" But no one could hear. "This is a lesson you'll never forget" कहा the Beast, as he used his claws to rip off Chi Fu's clothes, exposing a skinny body. "Ha! I could eat आप in one second. But I have something better in mind." He reached down and grabbed hold of Chi Fu's nipples. Without warning, he gave them a twist. "EEEEEEEEE!" screamed Chi Fu, as Beast twisted his nipples so hard they turned purple. The ends of Chi Fu's mustache curled all the way up to his lips. "Yeah, आप like that don't you!!" कहा the Beast. He pulled Chi Fu's nipples out so long that he was able to tie them together. "Oooh, this is hot!" कहा the Beast, and he whipped out his cock and came all over Chi Fu. Suddenly Shang came in, and his mouth dropped. "WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?" कहा Shang. Beast looked at Shang, ready to be reprimanded. "...and how come I wasn't included?" (end)

Prince x Shang
Prince wanted to run for his life. He was scared shitless as an Asian man pinned him to the ground, strattling on चोटी, शीर्ष of him. Both men were covered with sweat. Shang grinned sadistically as he stripped off Prince's clothes, then bent down close to Prince. "I will make a man out of you..." he whispered huskily.
The Prince gulped, scared for his life. Shang then grabbed his sword, unsheathed it (or however आप say that), and grinned evilly. "Sing for me, now..." he grinned an evil, toothy grin.
"O-o-one song..." the prince shook terribly.
"NO. SING FOR ME LOUDER, NAO." He shoved his sword tip into Prince's asshole, and Prince shrilled with pain. It made several female birds in the air have orgasms in the air. "GGGGGAAAAAHHHH ONE SONG..."
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Think of a letter between A and W.



















Repeat it out loud as आप scroll down.



























Keep going . . . Don't stop . . .
























Think of an animal that begins with that letter.



Repeat it out loud as आप scroll down.

























Think of a man's/woman's name that begins with the last letter in the जानवर name
























Almost there........





















Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand आप are not using to scroll down.























Take the hand आप counted with and hold it out in front of आप at face level

























Look at your palm very closely and notice the lines in your hand.







Do the lines take the form of the first letter in the persons name?



















Of course not.......


Now एक प्रकार का जहाज़ yourself in the head and get a life. :)
posted by xoPixie-Popxo
If you've never laid your eyes on these shows, YOU'RE DOING YOURSELF A FAVOR! Oh and feel free to add your own reasons द्वारा commenting below! I may include some of your ideas in this लेख and I'll make sure to add your username! :D (Oh God I sound like an annoying advertisement.)
(Sorry for the long reasons!)

From Cartoonnetwork:

The Problem Solverz
-Poor animation. It looks like it's been drawn द्वारा a 7 साल old's foot with the lights out.
-I cannot understand ANYTHING that they're saying.
-What exactly is that brown guy? A block of poop?
(I would सूची और reasons but I only saw the दिखाना for 2 seconds...
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The Earth has a diameter of about 12700 kilometers (7900 miles).
The sun has a diameter of about 1.39 million kilometers (865000 miles).
Its diameter is about 109 times the diameter of earth.

The formula for volume of a sphere is V=(4/3) πr3
The approximate volume of the Sun is then 1.3 x 106 times the approximate volume of the Earth.

It would take approximately 1.3 million Earth-sized objects to fill the volume of the Sun.

(*More precise measurements would have to define the surface, i.e. include या exclude the outer layers of the Sun. The Sun is not perfectly spherical and has no "solid" surface.)
posted by BellaCullen96
Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make प्यार with आप
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until आप find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit आप first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of आप shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give आप a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...
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posted by BlueDopamine
Hi, Fanpopers!

Those who are too afraid to dream, never change anything. Those who have the courage to dream are outcasts of society, responsible for the progress of mankind and civilization, operating from under the shadows of distrust and disrespect.

Dreamers see the world in a different light. They have seen the truth of light, and the ultimate reality of our universe, and in time have become candles that imitate the true light of existence. These candles have always been the brightness in the darkest days of our history on this planet. They dream, they work, they inspire.

But their lives are...
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