बिना सोचे समझे Article: Funny Urban Dictionary Definitions

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posted by smileypop9

When I don't understand a word, I always go to link to see their silly definitions before I consult an actual dictionary.
I spent some time searching up words, and some of the definitions were hilarious! So here ya go, some of the definitions I found interesting/funny:

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There's a lot of definitions. My fave one is:
'A place where young, innocent, defencless children are kept prisoner and forced to learn useless stuff like algebra that won't count for fuck when they're old enough to get employed....
multiply out the brackets...
2a(3m+2p+12k-12-90)
...would someone like to explain to me...WHAT THE HELL THIS IS???'

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'Your parents parents, usually old. आप may not want to visit them now, but when they open up, आप will hear well-spun stories of their "glory days". And if आप are lucky आप will hear stories of their many diffrent conquests, being either drugs या boyfriends/girlfriends. War stories are a लोकप्रिय and exiting one. Maybe their immagration from a diffrent country in times of need. They will enjoy talking to their grandchildren, offering सलाह या just being in your presence. Enjoy them while they last, they are not here for ever.
Grandpa: "I remember when I was 22 and me and my friend bought some LSD and went train-hopping around Canada"
Grandchild: "really?"
Grandma: "Oh william! don't give bobby any ideas!"
Grandpa: *laughing* "but they were the best times of my life"
grandson: *thinking* 'I can't wait to tell my kids funny stories of drugs, drinking, and women!'
long live grandparents!'

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1. 'A country that claims the name of an entire continent to itself alone for no compelling reason'.
2. 'The pathetic fucking country that I live in. Which 97% of the people are fucking stupid, and the remaining 3% have to suffer because of the majority's stupidity. Fuck येशु freaks. Fuck religious people. Fuck सॉकर moms. Fuck rednecks. Fuck America.
Americans are stupid, naive, ignorant and will believe anything.'
Wow, someone really hates America :/

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xD

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'something आप don't do because आप spend too much time on the internet.'

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'Something we stopped caring about after the internet came along.'

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deathding likes this

jamahl17 hahahaha...he has some grudge for america i guess

Akiza Izinski

added by Ami_Mizuno

ईमो doctor

added by Usui--takumi

Source: Internet

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हेतालिया Posters

added by Me_Iz_Here

Source: Meeeeee. x)

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लोल

added by ChocoLuvr101

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BOOOO just kidding xD

added by BlackMist1

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Running Upstairs

added by edwardcarlisle

Source: icanrelate

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♥ संगीत ♥

added by NicoDiAngelo4

Source: google(:

muscle women

added by yukikiyruu

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Billboards. xD

added by r-pattz

Source: oddee.com

बिना सोचे समझे Picture-My favourite cartoon-Winx Club-Bloom

added by Winxlove

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RPattz funnies!

added by fatoshleo

Water Spirit

added by aitypw

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Im so mystical

added by zanhar1

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Demotivationals

added by dxarmy423

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Crap from shirts

added by r-pattz

Source: snorgtees

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tEcKtOnIk

added by 7things

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Naturally

posted by nmdis

"Naturally"

Did it seem
To disappoint you
Living alone?
द्वारा the banks
Of your dilemma
Out of control
No one seems
To give the answers
That आप wanna hear
What you'd give
To find a welcome here

Miles and miles of lies
Behind you
Those were the days
So many lives
You'd hope would guide you
Help आप find a way
Now it seems to your surprise
That they left आप lying here
What you'd give to dry
These कड़वा tears

Did it come naturally?
आप a million miles from home
When आप tried so carefully
To live a life
That's not your own
Always remember
That it wasn't that long ago
I stilled the oceans
I moved...

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The most annoying phrases on the internet

posted by polarwagon15

Most of these phrases were once funny and not at all annoying. Then newfags just have to come along and start using and abusing them.

And some were already shitty and annoying to begin with.

Once great phrases turned annoying

Cool story bro

कुतिया, मतलबी please

Y U NO

U mad?

Trolololololo

True story

20% Cooler

Phrases that were already annoying to begin with

YOLO

Pie

X people are Y (youtube)

First

X people missed the like button(youtube again)

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20 things to do in stores to make people say: "What the heck?".

posted by numnumyellow67

1.Stand अगला to a bathroom, stroking a soap bottle while saying: "It's okay my darling, we will get out soon".

2.Sniff every type of cheese in the aisle.

3.When somebody walks द्वारा you, stare at them with
BIG eyes.

4.Squirt every type of perfume आप can find.

5.When in the bathroom,scream as loud as आप can.

6.Tickle yourself in front of the toilet scrubbers.

7.Hop like a frog around the store.

8.Get a glowing pen and act like आप are scanning the दूध and say:"We shall see".

9.Act like a detective, trying to find the missing Whipped Cream Monster.

10.Put on a स्कर्ट and do yoga in the middle of the store....

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ways to annoy your teacher

posted by lanydoodle

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as आप walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at आप for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like एल (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...