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Application For Permission To तारीख, दिनांक My Daughter
Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied द्वारा a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical रिपोर्ट from your physician.


Name:
तारीख, दिनांक of Birth:
Height:
Weight:
IQ:
GPA:
Social Security Number:
Driver's License Number:
Boy Scout Rank:
Telephone:
घर Address:
City:
State:
Zip:



Do आप have one male and one female parent? ____
If "No", explain:



Number of years your parents have been married: ____
Any brothers या sisters? ____
Are they normal? ____


Do आप own या have access to a van? ____
A truck with oversize tires? ____
A waterbed? ____


Do आप have an earring, nose ring, या belly button ring? ____


Do आप have a tattoo? ____

If आप have answered YES to #3, #4 या #5, discontinue application and leave immediately.


In fifty words या less, what does Late mean to you?





In fifty words या less, what does Don't touch my daughter mean to you?





In fifty words या less, what does Abstinence mean to you?





In fifty words या less, what does Real Pain mean to you?





Church/Temple आप attend: ____________________________

How often do आप attend: ____________________________


When would be the best time to interview your mother, father and priest/rabbi? ____________________________



Please fill in the blanks:


If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded would be my ____________________________


If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken would be my ____________________________


A woman's place is in the ____________________________


The one thing I hope this application doesn't ask is ____________________________


When I meet a girl, the one thing I always notice about her first is ____________________________

Note: If answer begins with "T" या "A", discontinue and leave premises - keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised





What do आप want to be if आप grow up?





I swear that all the above information is correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, bodily harm, dismemberment, torture या mental abuse.
Signature of applicant _________________________________

Signature of father _____________________________________

Signature of mother ____________________________________

Signature of priest/rabbi ___________________________________

Signature of State Representative _________________________



Thank आप for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow 4-6 years for processing. आप will be contacted in लेखन if approved. If denied, please never apply again. Don't call me, I'll call you.
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हे everybody. I am so excited! Wanna know why? It's because God's not dead! He's surely alive!

Ok, for those of आप who don't believe this stuff, it won't be that exciting. But for those of आप who do believe, will find this REALLY good news. SO throw away all those doubts!

Still don't believe me, eh? Well, let's take a look at some of the Bible, and it will PROVE God is alive. (BTW, if the evidence of the Bible is not enough, don't complain to me)

Let's start with Genesis chapter 1. Many of आप are familiar with the story of Creation. But it is not just a story. It really happened. It was a...
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*Light starts singing*
7 a.m, I'm waking up in the morning
Gotta have an सेब to feed Ryuk
Gotta have a page from my handy notebook
Seeing all the Kira reports going on and on
Everybody's worried
Gotta get down to the bus stop, gotta catch the bus
I see a bus hijacker
What he doesn't know is I have sealed his doom
He gets hit द्वारा a car and dies
It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta kill both bad and good guys!
Everybody's looking आगे to my new world, new world
Death Note, Death Note!
Killing people with the Death Note!
Everybody's looking आगे to my new world
Writing names, लेखन names, YEAH!
Writing...
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posted by MJangellover
Money
Main points
1-Money Is used to pay for what we buy. it can be coins,notes या money In bank accounts.
2-thousands of years ago,there was no money.people used the barter system of trading.then,things such as sharks' teeth and sea shells were used as money
3- सोना and sliver were used as they were scarce;they looked beautiful and did not rust .they were used in Lydia 600 BC and their coins had a stamped डिज़ाइन .they were a convenient method of payment.
4-the Chinese were the first to use paper money .In the 13th century,the explorer Marco polo was amazed to see paper money there.
5-In the 17th...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Here is a सूची of embarrassing situations that have probably happened to आप at least once! Situations where आप may have turned bright red!

आप are chewing some gum and all of a sudden..the gum gets a life of its own and jumps from your mouth! This is especially bad if आप are talking to someone when it happens.

How about this one? Running right into a door that is closed, like one of those glass sliding doors. आप would be surprised how often this happens. It could leave आप with a sore nose too!

This one is silly but it happens! आप re-send one of those silly chain-mails because आप are so afraid that if आप don't, something horrible will happen to you.

And finally, at 8am in your first class of the day, आप feel really sleepy and आप accidentally fall fast asleep in class. The teacher never likes that one much, especially if आप snore.

How many of these have happened to you?
posted by Channy101
U guys i need all of your help please?
kay i have 3 सवालों n i need 10 जवाब 4 each please i will need your help?
1st सवाल is... if आप found a wallet if ten thousands dollars in it what would आप do n why?
2nd सवाल is... if आप could go any where in the world where would u go n why
n my last सवाल is... if ur I-Pod या cell-phone fell in the toilet what would u do n why
please everyone i need ur advise and या help with this या else i will get a big fat 0 n my mom doesn`t want me 2 get a big fat 0!
posted by shutyourface
don't worry this लेख is not about भेड़ या bananas it is about a और serious matter.

this is a वाद-विवाद and i want everyone पढ़ना this
लेखन a टिप्पणी दे about what आप think is write या wrong
ok?

so anyway

here i go


what came first

the egg

या the chicken?

thats my वाद-विवाद and i want EVERYONE who's a प्रशंसक
of बिना सोचे समझे to write what they think is right


and become a प्रशंसक of me and become a प्रशंसक of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg
या the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
posted by meow_girl
One night Demi,Taylor,Selena,Tiffany and Miley had a sleep over.

Selena:Miley....How'd आप get in my house?

Miley:.......Well the door was open.....

Tiffany:just forget it.

Taylor:So आप broke in?

Miley:No...I just came in.

Taylor:So your trespassing.

Miley:No.

Joe:Hey ladies.

All:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Joe:What?

Selena:You broke in to my house.

Joe:No...I just smashed the window and came in.

Taylor:So आप broke in?

Joe:Noooo.

Demi:Get out of here Jacob.

Joe:My name's not Jacob.

Demi:But your अभिनय like him.Your a stalker.

Joe:I'm not a stalker.I just follow Selena around everywhere and She doesn't...
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posted by jujuh98
Well my brother was asking me who are the 4 presidents on Mt. Rushmore and I named them all. Then he started saying that Thomas Jefferson invented the toilet and I told him someone else did and then he told me to look it up so I did and it कहा that Thomas Crapper invented the toilet. Isn't there similarities going on.
Thomas [Crapper] and [Toilet]. His last name is what alot of people do in a toilet. I also found out thats why some people call the toilet, "The Crapper". Yeah I laughed really hard when I found that out so if आप don't then आप need to see a doctor!!