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EF PEPLE CONTNUU 2 WRIT LYK DIS I WILL ART FLIPIN OUT!
Translation: If people continue to write like this I will start flipping out!

....Now there's two points alone in that sentence and those points were horrible spelling and the constant abuse of the कैप्स lock. Most people continue doing these two things to get on everyone's nerves. I can understand that some people लेखन this way if he/she had dyslexia या someone learning to speak English and hasn't quite grasped it yet या if you're texting someone on your phone(that can be a real pain), but there's absolutely no excuse for the rest of us to be लेखन like we don't know any better या that we've just gotten out of kindergarten. As for the abusing of the caps, I'm not gonna lie, I do sometimes use all कैप्स but that's normally to cuss someone out to let a person know that I'm incredibly mad या annoyed so आप need to back off, but I don't have it on constantly every single दिन of the week. Shoot, I don't wanna get cussed out द्वारा people and when आप do use the कैप्स lock, it's also an indication that you're yelling. I never quite understood why some आप y'all get mad when someone else tells another person to calm down with the caps. The thing that's funny is when someone does use the कैप्स lock on purpose, the person blames it on a younger sibling या whatever so everyone doesn't get on their case about it. Some people are excited about something that the person does a combination of both. For example: OMG! I'VE JUST GOETEN A METAL फर DIS CLUB! *Ahem* It's understandable that you're excited that you've finally had 'gotten' a 'medal' but there is another way of दिखा रहा है excitement: OMG! I just gotten a medal for this club! Yay!. Yeah, try using exclamation points 'cause that's what they're there for and that what they taught आप to use in Elementary school. You're on a freakin' computer so stop being lazy about your spelling and grammar and stop abusing the caps. If you've got a problem with what I've कहा about this topic, I could careless right now because this is just absolutely ridiculous and y'all should know द्वारा now that I always keep it real though a lot of other people don't. This is TruBerries. Have a nice दिन या night.
I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was क्रिस्मस Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute नाव hanging on the क्रिस्मस पेड़ and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of रम into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at क्रिस्मस time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
(Big idea)



Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big फैन्पॉप family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes आप mad या doesnt agree with your point of view आप just रिपोर्ट them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes आप mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont रिपोर्ट thm. Because we are a big family and we dont रिपोर्ट या block family we care and दिखाना प्यार for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to रिपोर्ट someone is taking it too far


PLZ STOP IT!!



whos w/ me?



प्यार all around
-Jordan
ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The टैको, taco Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.

CONSCIENCE: आप are a freakin' retard.

ME: T-T Bad conscience.

CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET आप FREAKIN' MORON.

ME: Shut up.

CONSCIENCE: आप धुंधला काले रंग, डुन, डन TELL ME TO SHUT UP

ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.

CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.

ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas

CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought आप picked a दिन out of a hat for that या something.

ME: कैन्डी दिन is when I say it is कैन्डी Day. It's when I say it is कैन्डी Day.

CONSCIENE: It's not...
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posted by jessicamc26
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do आप want?" "I'm calling to रिपोर्ट my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank आप very much for the call, sir." The अगला day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how आप looked और important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If आप think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone पढ़ना the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles...
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There are a plethora of bands out there. Many of them are lesser-known, unfortunately. There’s just not enough time in the world for any one person to know them all… Unless that person is Dan Bergstein. या the Easter Bunny.

Anyhow! I spotted an लेख here on Sparklife listing five bands the world must know, and of course little me thought, “Aha! I could do that!” And here I am, telling y’all about my lovely taste in pretty music! So, without further ado…
1. The Dresden Dolls: This Boston-based duo, Amanda Palmer and Brian Viglione, is epically awesome. They made up their own brand-new...
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posted by cute20k
1. Your पढ़ना my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even पढ़ना this.
4. आप didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did आप notice I skipped number three.
7. आप don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that आप silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then आप realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But आप remember that a fact is something that can be proven right या wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. आप wish आप never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch आप with the missing number this time. या did I?
14. आप wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind पढ़ना powers amaze you.
16. आप totally forgot I was only supposed to tell आप ten facts.
This is just the back story for my Sonic the Hedgehog प्रशंसक character. Do आप think it's good?
***

Atsuko Mana Kenyoku was born in Osaka, Japan. Her interests were American superhero comics, old television, technology, and music. She's very quiet, and sometimes even shy. her mom, Izumi Kenyoku, was a junior high school teacher. and Atsuko's dad, Makoto Kenyoku, worked at a record shop. Atsuko had a 17 साल old brother named Masahiko, who was learning ninjitsu at the time, and was also very skilled at it. He liked to tech her What he knew. the Kenyokus weren't rich, but they had a fair amount of...
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Well, this is what happenes when I get bored...I put a message through every language in Babel मछली and see what I get...and some of the results are really funny. I tried this one to see just how unreliable Babel मछली could be...

Original Message:
I would like to conduct a खोजिए as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost...
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I couldn't post this as a सवाल since it was too long.

Ayways, yes. She is a Twilight प्रशंसक on the Harry Potter virsus Twilight spot. It's not because she likes Twilight. I get along with many people who happen to be Twilighters. आप can find her on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot. Anyways, she left a टिप्पणी दे to an answer randomly listing names of people she thought were illiterate, when the सवाल had nothing to do with that. This was her exact comment:
"Coughcough LeggomyGreggo, Mrs-Grint, haropuff95, jedigal1190, ThatDamnLlama, ABCDFan...I could go on"
I took that as a पंच in the stomach....
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this found it on the net

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few मिनटों early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. Complete the exam with everything आप write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the teacher's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read सवालों aloud, वाद-विवाद your जवाब with yourself out loud. If asked to stop,...
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posted by 1-2vampire
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down


Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children गाना in a row, then आप sneeze and आप fall down. Did आप ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - आप used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how आप knew आप had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - आप know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.

Randomness lol.
posted by cassie-1-2-3
Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal प्रिय of mine) या a और scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell आप a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe आप can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when आप apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up द्वारा गाना समुद्र तट Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say आप taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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Tell me if u think this is funny या not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would आप like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh आप gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: आप gonna tell me my fortune या what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell आप your fortune?


Random guy: आप कहा आप WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have आप been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and कुकीज़ don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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 ajl's user आइकन
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Hello fellow बिना सोचे समझे fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform आप that a certain new fanpoper with the यूज़रनाम of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a सवाल saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a मंच saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now आप will not be able to find these two contributions why आप ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if आप want proof that she कहा this check out this forum
link
Now आप may ask...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have दिया us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We प्यार to be held, talked too but if आप press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very ब्रेव generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my फ्रेंड्स but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an ईमो from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I प्यार the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your दिल beat
Is my प्रिय lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If आप could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my घर though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes आप happy.
I always want आप to be happy.
I don't like it when आप cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with आप even though
You can't hear...
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