These लेखाए are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part one.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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I hate school. That's what I think of when someone says the work 'school'.
I see the point of it and all (education so we don't remain stupid), but teachers practically torture us.
I mean, we go to school 7 hours, 5 days a week, and when we finally get to the weekend, या a holiday, they give us 57364 assignments. Well geez, school! Give us a break!!
The teachers are really stupid at times.
How many times have आप had conversations like this with a teacher? :
Teacher: WHY DID आप DO IT? ANSWER ME!!
You: Well I-
Teacher: DON'T ANSWER BACK!!!
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Grr. या when the teacher has to pick someone to read in front of the class, she looks around and sees you. Even though आप look ill, are clearly struggling to breathe, she picks you.
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Don't आप ever wanna stand up on the डेस्क and be like 'SHUT UP! JUST LEAVE ME @!&? ALONE!!' ?
Well I know I do.
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I have this teacher. She gives आप detentions for everything. Most of our lovely conversations go like this:
Me: But I didn't-
Her: YES आप DID. DETENTION.
Me: But-
Her: Answering back! DOUBLE detention!
Me: Miss!
Her: What's that? Triple detention!
Me: Forget it...
Her: QUADRUPLE DETENTION!
Right...OK. So if I keep on arguing with her for the rest of the year, will she give me a thousanduple detention?
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I hate uniform.
I hate it so much!
Some schools don't have uniform. In the USA most of them don't. But I live in posh London, where आप do have uniform.
If teachers see आप with your चोटी, शीर्ष button of your stupid कमीज, शर्ट undone they go 'WHY IS IT UNDONE?!!'. Geez, maybe I couldn't breathe!! Their freakin' scream is enough to undo the सेकंड one down.
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Ahhh... the good old lunches. My school actually has good lunches. Pizza, chips, chicken, pasta. Everything आप could ever want to eat. Maybe that's why nearly everyone is obese at my school. The सेकंड problem is, it's tasteless. Man, if आप took a bite of their पास्ता without knowing it was pasta, आप would think it was cardboard.
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What about the students? I have never known anyone at ANY school who was actually kinda decent.
My friend:
"OMG WHY HAVE आप GOT A TAN? आप LOOK LIKE AN OLIVE!"
"OMG what IS THAT SPOT doing on your FACE!"
"Hey आप know आप have a rash-"
I could go on and on...
And the show-offs?
*moving finger click in circles around my face* *annoying चुंबन teeth* "I'm better than you!"
And the way they पर्स their lips and waddle around all दिन in their fancy prada and gucci and god knows what.
And their ब्लैकबेरी phones? I'm not even gonna get started on that.
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Sorry if I offended anyone... I just had to get my thoughts out :)
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
---------
I hate school. That's what I think of when someone says the work 'school'.
I see the point of it and all (education so we don't remain stupid), but teachers practically torture us.
I mean, we go to school 7 hours, 5 days a week, and when we finally get to the weekend, या a holiday, they give us 57364 assignments. Well geez, school! Give us a break!!
The teachers are really stupid at times.
How many times have आप had conversations like this with a teacher? :
Teacher: WHY DID आप DO IT? ANSWER ME!!
You: Well I-
Teacher: DON'T ANSWER BACK!!!
...
Grr. या when the teacher has to pick someone to read in front of the class, she looks around and sees you. Even though आप look ill, are clearly struggling to breathe, she picks you.
...
Don't आप ever wanna stand up on the डेस्क and be like 'SHUT UP! JUST LEAVE ME @!&? ALONE!!' ?
Well I know I do.
...
I have this teacher. She gives आप detentions for everything. Most of our lovely conversations go like this:
Me: But I didn't-
Her: YES आप DID. DETENTION.
Me: But-
Her: Answering back! DOUBLE detention!
Me: Miss!
Her: What's that? Triple detention!
Me: Forget it...
Her: QUADRUPLE DETENTION!
Right...OK. So if I keep on arguing with her for the rest of the year, will she give me a thousanduple detention?
.
I hate uniform.
I hate it so much!
Some schools don't have uniform. In the USA most of them don't. But I live in posh London, where आप do have uniform.
If teachers see आप with your चोटी, शीर्ष button of your stupid कमीज, शर्ट undone they go 'WHY IS IT UNDONE?!!'. Geez, maybe I couldn't breathe!! Their freakin' scream is enough to undo the सेकंड one down.
.
Ahhh... the good old lunches. My school actually has good lunches. Pizza, chips, chicken, pasta. Everything आप could ever want to eat. Maybe that's why nearly everyone is obese at my school. The सेकंड problem is, it's tasteless. Man, if आप took a bite of their पास्ता without knowing it was pasta, आप would think it was cardboard.
.
What about the students? I have never known anyone at ANY school who was actually kinda decent.
My friend:
"OMG WHY HAVE आप GOT A TAN? आप LOOK LIKE AN OLIVE!"
"OMG what IS THAT SPOT doing on your FACE!"
"Hey आप know आप have a rash-"
I could go on and on...
And the show-offs?
*moving finger click in circles around my face* *annoying चुंबन teeth* "I'm better than you!"
And the way they पर्स their lips and waddle around all दिन in their fancy prada and gucci and god knows what.
And their ब्लैकबेरी phones? I'm not even gonna get started on that.
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Sorry if I offended anyone... I just had to get my thoughts out :)
