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posted by energizerbunny
No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, आप can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks


If आप wanna gain a little weight all आप have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!


No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks आप what your size is या how much आप weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror


I mean when आप think of women आप think of Petite. Right??



I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
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posted by koolamelia
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If आप have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal द्वारा conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what आप think."

7. Claim that आप must always wear a bicycle हेलमेट as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...
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posted by selgomez5613
Our दिल beats around 100,00 times every day.

Our blood is on a 60,000-mile journey.

Our eyes can distinguish up to one million colour surfaces and take in और information than the largest telescope known to man.

Our lungs inhale over two million litres of air every day, without even thinking. They are large enough to cover a टेनिस court.

Our hearing is so sensitive it can distinguish between hundreds of thousands of different sounds.

Our sense of touch is और refined than any device ever created.

Our brain is और complex than the most powerful computer and has over 100 billion nerve cells.

We...
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posted by energizerbunny
Ok, so I have a 17 साल old brother, he's 3 and 1/2 years older than me, and he's annoying


He can be real stupid, he plays with fire, makes bombs, and he jumps dangerous ramps


He's also very bossy, everytime I leave something laying around he's always like "you need to pick that up"..Isn't it the parents job to tell me what to do!!


He has a real smart mouth...you can hardly say ANYTHING without him being all sarcastic and smart about it, he thinks he's so perfect!


He gets hyper late at night...Ok, so it's getting kinda late and I'm on the computer, and I wanna settle down, and he's yelling and...
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posted by Dippicus
Found these:

1) Find a six letter word which has an एल in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end. Be careful

2) Find two words that have two consecutive a's that are not at the beginning of the word.

3) Find a word that has three pairs of two of the same letters right after one another. Hint: the word contains "ookkee".










Answers: 1. inland (in-l-and)
2. Choices include baazar, baaing, ma;am
3. bookkeeper


Keep looking for और puzzles cuz I'll प्रकाशित करे some more!

Don't forget to rate this article!
posted by twilight0girl
zydrate addicts:"i cant feel nothin at all.."
Graverobber:"drug market,submarket,sometimes i wonder why i ever got in.blood market,love market,sometimes i wonder why they need me at all! zdrate comes in a little glass vile..

shiloh:a little glass vile?
zydrate addicts:a little glass vile!

Graverobber:and the little glas vile goes into the gun like a battery.and the gun goes somewhere against your anatomy

zydrate addicts:Ahh,ahh

and when the gun goes off it sparks and your ready for surgery..surgery

Amber sweet:Graverobber..graverobber
sometimes i wonder why i even bother..graverobber..graverobber,sometimes...
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Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic सेकंड line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...

'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying आप simply demolished my life.

I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.

I प्यार your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
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if आप take this video seriously आप should hit yourself with a केला, केले
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Almost every joke Deadpool makes in that movie is way funnier than anything हेतालिया has to offer.
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Nice job there being assertive, Fluttershy.
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माइ लिट्ल पोनी फ्रेंडशिप ईज़ मॅजिक
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