1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain आप understand it.
3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help आप concentrate.
4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, आप can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help आप concentrate. If your friend shows आप his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders, drop him.
5. When आप get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
6. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain आप understand it.
7. आप know, आप haven't written to that kid आप met at camp since fourth grade. You'd better write that letter now and get it out of the way so आप can concentrate.
8. Go look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.
9. Listen to one side of your favourite tape and that's it-- I mean it! As soon as it's over आप are going to start that paper.
10. Listen to the other side.
11. Rearrange all of your CDs into alphabetical order.
12. Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if he's started लेखन yet. Exchange derogatory remarks about your teacher, the course, the university, and the world at large.
13. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
14. Read over the assignment again; roll the words across your tongue; savour its special flavour.
15. Check the newspaper listings to make sure आप aren't missing something truly worthwhile on TV. NOTE: When आप have a paper due in less than 12 hours, anything on TV from 'Rahul Dulhaniyan Le Jayenge' to every Zee या Sony soap is truly worthwhile.
16. Phone your friend on the third floor to see if he was watching. Discuss the finer points of the plot.
17. Go look at your tongue in the bathroom mirror.
18. Look through your roommate's book of pictures from home. Ask who everyone is.
19. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.
20. Open your door and check to see if there are any mysterious, trench-coated strangers lurking in the hall.
21. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
22. Read over the assignment one और time, just for the heck of it.
23. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.
24. Lie face down on the floor and scream at the चोटी, शीर्ष of your lungs.
25. Leap up and write the paper.
26. Type the paper.
27. Complain to everyone that आप didn't get any sleep because आप had to write the paper.
2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain आप understand it.
3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help आप concentrate.
4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, आप can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help आप concentrate. If your friend shows आप his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders, drop him.
5. When आप get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
6. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain आप understand it.
7. आप know, आप haven't written to that kid आप met at camp since fourth grade. You'd better write that letter now and get it out of the way so आप can concentrate.
8. Go look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.
9. Listen to one side of your favourite tape and that's it-- I mean it! As soon as it's over आप are going to start that paper.
10. Listen to the other side.
11. Rearrange all of your CDs into alphabetical order.
12. Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if he's started लेखन yet. Exchange derogatory remarks about your teacher, the course, the university, and the world at large.
13. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
14. Read over the assignment again; roll the words across your tongue; savour its special flavour.
15. Check the newspaper listings to make sure आप aren't missing something truly worthwhile on TV. NOTE: When आप have a paper due in less than 12 hours, anything on TV from 'Rahul Dulhaniyan Le Jayenge' to every Zee या Sony soap is truly worthwhile.
16. Phone your friend on the third floor to see if he was watching. Discuss the finer points of the plot.
17. Go look at your tongue in the bathroom mirror.
18. Look through your roommate's book of pictures from home. Ask who everyone is.
19. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.
20. Open your door and check to see if there are any mysterious, trench-coated strangers lurking in the hall.
21. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
22. Read over the assignment one और time, just for the heck of it.
23. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.
24. Lie face down on the floor and scream at the चोटी, शीर्ष of your lungs.
25. Leap up and write the paper.
26. Type the paper.
27. Complain to everyone that आप didn't get any sleep because आप had to write the paper.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the अगला week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told आप I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell आप again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can आप tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the अगला week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told आप I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell आप again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can आप tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana
just because आप प्यार someone else doesn't mean आप have to break one और heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how आप look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, आप can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if आप dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who आप want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when आप can enjoy being who आप are.
-Alana
if आप let yourself down, आप let everyone behind आप down.
-Alana
your first प्यार will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
-Alana
just because आप प्यार someone else doesn't mean आप have to break one और heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how आप look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, आप can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if आप dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who आप want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when आप can enjoy being who आप are.
-Alana
if आप let yourself down, आप let everyone behind आप down.
-Alana
your first प्यार will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
A fleet of Rebel ships were close to the planet of Sullust. Inside one of the Mon Calamari ships, pilots were preparing their X-Wings. Other ships were carrying Y-Wings, and A-Wings.
Wedge: *Gives a high five to a Y-Wing* We're gonna do just fine.
Y-Wing Pilot: I copy red leader.
They both chuckled, and looked at a pilot in green.
Y-Wing Pilot: Must be one of the pilots for the new A-Wing.
Green-7: Hey. Ready to go?
Wedge: Yeah, आप let me know how those A-Wings are. I might try one myself.
Green-7: Will do....
