1.When आप walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.
2.Before your science class starts, put a कूलर that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up सूची is on my डेस्क for the part आप would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up सूची on her desk.
3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it doesn't shrug and let the teacher continue. do this several times. get angrier each time. As आप leave the class yell at the cactus "i can't believe आप embarrassed me AGAIN." this is a fun prank.
4.Ask permission for everything. Ask if it's ok to blow your nose, sharpen your pencil, use the bathroom, etc. If आप can get the whole class in on it, the period will be gone in no time.
5.Pass a note saying: isn't learning a wonderful thing? Make sure the teacher sees it and takes it away. When the teacher sees it they will be really confused.
6.Write F _ _ k on your arm या binder with a marker, and if a teacher (or principal) gives आप trouble just say: "It doesn't say a bad word". Then fill in the blanks with a pencil या pen to spell words like "funk","fork","fink", या "flak". Then go to say:"you have such a negative outlook" and walk away.
7.Make a buzzing noise like a bug is in the room. then get up really fast and start throwing your stuff like your trying to kill it and scream IM GOING TO GET YOU!!!! and still carry on with the bug noise. it works.
8.Get into class, and turn your डेस्क completely to the opposite of the teacher, या the board, and act like everything is normal until the teacher asks आप to turn around. Then go sit on the floor.
9.when the teachere turns his/her back scream like a cat in heat when they turn around act like nothing happened ;P
10.When your teacher turns around to write on the board every body hide under the desk, then if they ask what आप are doing every body reply there are tying their shoe laces
11.After आप get your assignment, do it. Then, tell the teacher आप लॉस्ट your homework, and get another. Get as many as possible, doing them all, and turn them all in under make- believe names.
12.a fun school prank: get in trouble, then when u get sent outta the room या something, yell YESS! it really ticks the teacher off, and when आप have to come in, say you're having too much fun outside.
13.When they give आप homework, do it. Then the अगला day, ask सवालों aout every single problem. Get फ्रेंड्स to help with this and possibly get the teacher to explain a problem multiple times. While they scribbling on the bored, feel free to talk amoungst yourselves.
14.Get some farm animals, paint 1, 2, and 4 on them and set them loose. Wait for teachers to खोजिए for the one with a 3 on it, which isn't there.
15.Bring a lot of bird seed and throw it around the parking lot and near teacher cars. Wait for the birds to come and crap all over everything.
16.Get a lot of styrofoam bubbles and throw it in the ventilation system, then turn it on. Should snow all over the inside of the building.
17.put a sign on the door saying 'new teachers needed'.
18.bang your head on the डेस्क (gently) and make noises like "no, stop that, get out of my head!" like your crazy या something.
19.make weird noises when the teacher's back is turned. when he turns around again act like nothing happened.
20.hang up the teachers chair against the दीवार या door या blackboard.
21.play sports with old fermented sandwiches या other food.
22.if the teacher checks your homework and आप dont have it, fake a panic attack या go crazy.
23.Say that आप have an eye infection and that आप won't be able to do any work या study. If they don't believe you, say it can only be seen under a microscope.
24.Change the keys around on the keyboard in computer class. आप can also change the keyboard mapping via control panel. Change it to Dvorak या something else that will confuse the hell out of everyone.
25.Ask stupid सवालों like "How are शिशु made", even if आप already know the answer. Then keep asking "why" to every answer the teacher comes up with.
26.When the teacher gives आप a worksheet, sniff it really loudly and say that it smells funny, and ask if आप could get a new one instead.
27.Keep on asking questions, and no matter how well the teacher explains it, keep saying "I still don't get it". Get a friend to help आप with this one, then eventually आप can say "Oh OK I get it now!", and then your friend asks something else to get the teacher going again.
28.If आप can speak और than one language, pretend you're stuck in that language and can't speak English anymore. So आप answer all सवालों in the other language, even if nobody else understands it.
29.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, just keep your hand up and stare at them. या say आप were just stretching your arm या something.
30.When the teacher is taking a long time to explain something that's actually simple, wait for him/her to finish, and then when they're done, yell something weird like "But I still don't get it! How did the डायनासोर die out then?!". या आप could yell something else like "But I still don't understand how शिशु are made!" या "That still doesn't explain why the sky is blue!" या "But where did Atlantis come from then?!". Try to ask something that is offtopic, but still sort of related to the subject at hand.
31.In the middle of class, start गाना retarded things like the Teletubbies tune या something. या act like you're a Teletubby.
32.When the teacher gives आप a new assignment, yell out "That's enough! Now I'm going on strike! The labour laws in this place are ridiculous!". Even better, make a protest sign with something like "UNFAIR TEACHER" written on it and hold it up whenever your teacher gives assignments.
33.Draw a smiley face on the floor with chalk, and when the teacher steps on it, scream: "NOOO! आप just killed Kenny!"
34.Insist on calling your teacher द्वारा their first name, and if they ask आप to stop, then insist that they refer to आप as Mr या Miss (insert your last name here).
35.If आप don't feel like doing some really annoying assignment, insist that आप turned it in even if आप didn't. Maybe the teacher will then think that they लॉस्ट it and give आप a passing grade because they feel responsible for losing it.
36.Tell the teacher आप will no longer be requiring their services because you've decided आप want to become a hobo when आप grow up.
37.Every time the teacher states a fact, ask him या her to prove it. Insist that आप won't blindly believe everything the teacher says and that आप need proof.
38.Buy birthday balloons for your teacher when it isn't their birthday, then sing happy birthday to them and ask what they want for their birthday, ask how old they are, etc. Basically just talk about the teacher for as long as possible.
39.If your teacher comes to get your homework, start having a fake panic attack, either make it as realistic as possible, या as sarcastic as possible. If आप actually do have your homework, do the panic attack anyway, and then at the last सेकंड go all like "OH! Here it is!" and hand it in as if nothing had happened.
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Hope आप enjoyed!!
2.Before your science class starts, put a कूलर that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up सूची is on my डेस्क for the part आप would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up सूची on her desk.
3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it doesn't shrug and let the teacher continue. do this several times. get angrier each time. As आप leave the class yell at the cactus "i can't believe आप embarrassed me AGAIN." this is a fun prank.
4.Ask permission for everything. Ask if it's ok to blow your nose, sharpen your pencil, use the bathroom, etc. If आप can get the whole class in on it, the period will be gone in no time.
5.Pass a note saying: isn't learning a wonderful thing? Make sure the teacher sees it and takes it away. When the teacher sees it they will be really confused.
6.Write F _ _ k on your arm या binder with a marker, and if a teacher (or principal) gives आप trouble just say: "It doesn't say a bad word". Then fill in the blanks with a pencil या pen to spell words like "funk","fork","fink", या "flak". Then go to say:"you have such a negative outlook" and walk away.
7.Make a buzzing noise like a bug is in the room. then get up really fast and start throwing your stuff like your trying to kill it and scream IM GOING TO GET YOU!!!! and still carry on with the bug noise. it works.
8.Get into class, and turn your डेस्क completely to the opposite of the teacher, या the board, and act like everything is normal until the teacher asks आप to turn around. Then go sit on the floor.
9.when the teachere turns his/her back scream like a cat in heat when they turn around act like nothing happened ;P
10.When your teacher turns around to write on the board every body hide under the desk, then if they ask what आप are doing every body reply there are tying their shoe laces
11.After आप get your assignment, do it. Then, tell the teacher आप लॉस्ट your homework, and get another. Get as many as possible, doing them all, and turn them all in under make- believe names.
12.a fun school prank: get in trouble, then when u get sent outta the room या something, yell YESS! it really ticks the teacher off, and when आप have to come in, say you're having too much fun outside.
13.When they give आप homework, do it. Then the अगला day, ask सवालों aout every single problem. Get फ्रेंड्स to help with this and possibly get the teacher to explain a problem multiple times. While they scribbling on the bored, feel free to talk amoungst yourselves.
14.Get some farm animals, paint 1, 2, and 4 on them and set them loose. Wait for teachers to खोजिए for the one with a 3 on it, which isn't there.
15.Bring a lot of bird seed and throw it around the parking lot and near teacher cars. Wait for the birds to come and crap all over everything.
16.Get a lot of styrofoam bubbles and throw it in the ventilation system, then turn it on. Should snow all over the inside of the building.
17.put a sign on the door saying 'new teachers needed'.
18.bang your head on the डेस्क (gently) and make noises like "no, stop that, get out of my head!" like your crazy या something.
19.make weird noises when the teacher's back is turned. when he turns around again act like nothing happened.
20.hang up the teachers chair against the दीवार या door या blackboard.
21.play sports with old fermented sandwiches या other food.
22.if the teacher checks your homework and आप dont have it, fake a panic attack या go crazy.
23.Say that आप have an eye infection and that आप won't be able to do any work या study. If they don't believe you, say it can only be seen under a microscope.
24.Change the keys around on the keyboard in computer class. आप can also change the keyboard mapping via control panel. Change it to Dvorak या something else that will confuse the hell out of everyone.
25.Ask stupid सवालों like "How are शिशु made", even if आप already know the answer. Then keep asking "why" to every answer the teacher comes up with.
26.When the teacher gives आप a worksheet, sniff it really loudly and say that it smells funny, and ask if आप could get a new one instead.
27.Keep on asking questions, and no matter how well the teacher explains it, keep saying "I still don't get it". Get a friend to help आप with this one, then eventually आप can say "Oh OK I get it now!", and then your friend asks something else to get the teacher going again.
28.If आप can speak और than one language, pretend you're stuck in that language and can't speak English anymore. So आप answer all सवालों in the other language, even if nobody else understands it.
29.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, just keep your hand up and stare at them. या say आप were just stretching your arm या something.
30.When the teacher is taking a long time to explain something that's actually simple, wait for him/her to finish, and then when they're done, yell something weird like "But I still don't get it! How did the डायनासोर die out then?!". या आप could yell something else like "But I still don't understand how शिशु are made!" या "That still doesn't explain why the sky is blue!" या "But where did Atlantis come from then?!". Try to ask something that is offtopic, but still sort of related to the subject at hand.
31.In the middle of class, start गाना retarded things like the Teletubbies tune या something. या act like you're a Teletubby.
32.When the teacher gives आप a new assignment, yell out "That's enough! Now I'm going on strike! The labour laws in this place are ridiculous!". Even better, make a protest sign with something like "UNFAIR TEACHER" written on it and hold it up whenever your teacher gives assignments.
33.Draw a smiley face on the floor with chalk, and when the teacher steps on it, scream: "NOOO! आप just killed Kenny!"
34.Insist on calling your teacher द्वारा their first name, and if they ask आप to stop, then insist that they refer to आप as Mr या Miss (insert your last name here).
35.If आप don't feel like doing some really annoying assignment, insist that आप turned it in even if आप didn't. Maybe the teacher will then think that they लॉस्ट it and give आप a passing grade because they feel responsible for losing it.
36.Tell the teacher आप will no longer be requiring their services because you've decided आप want to become a hobo when आप grow up.
37.Every time the teacher states a fact, ask him या her to prove it. Insist that आप won't blindly believe everything the teacher says and that आप need proof.
38.Buy birthday balloons for your teacher when it isn't their birthday, then sing happy birthday to them and ask what they want for their birthday, ask how old they are, etc. Basically just talk about the teacher for as long as possible.
39.If your teacher comes to get your homework, start having a fake panic attack, either make it as realistic as possible, या as sarcastic as possible. If आप actually do have your homework, do the panic attack anyway, and then at the last सेकंड go all like "OH! Here it is!" and hand it in as if nothing had happened.
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:DDDD
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Hope आप enjoyed!!
See if ya can read this---
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and आप can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter द्वारा istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and आप can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter द्वारा istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?
No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, आप can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks
If आप wanna gain a little weight all आप have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!
No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks आप what your size is या how much आप weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror
I mean when आप think of women आप think of Petite. Right??
I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
If आप wanna gain a little weight all आप have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!
No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks आप what your size is या how much आप weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror
I mean when आप think of women आप think of Petite. Right??
I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
When आप turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If आप have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
आप cannot turn back anymore
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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If आप have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
आप cannot turn back anymore
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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
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