बिना सोचे समझे Article: What Should I Write My लेख On?

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posted by Andolion

I am pondering this question, it is a very difficult one to figure out. I can not seem to think of anything to make an लेखाए on....

2 Hours Later

Wait I think I have an idea coming on... nope I लॉस्ट it... wait no I found it again... What if I write an लेख about reasons why आप should do pointe
1. आप get to be taller
2. आप can use them in self defense
3. आप can... what आप don't think that's a good idea... oh well back to the drawing board...

1 घंटा Later

Ok what about this... What happened when I invested in Eyepatches... hmmm titles to long how about My Eyepatch Investment.... sounds good... It doesn't.. hmmm how about "Why आप shouldn't invest in eyepatches"... perfect.
1. आप end up with to many trophies
2. आप end up with to much abstract art
3. The bank robbers always steal them

आप know this isn't working for me... I need a new idea.

a half घंटा later

Let's try this, The Epic Journey of Andolion!!! The detailed manuscript...

Once upon a time there was a girl named Andolion she got up at 8:00 in the morning and did her math homework.... at 12:30 she looked at the clock. At 12:40 she looked at the clock. At 12:45 she looked at the clock. At 12:50 she decided to go eat lunch...

10 Hours Later

Perfect now to save it... what NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My life's work gone! Why? Why!? How could आप shut down computer how could you!?

So I am लेखन this to tell आप that because of a computer malfuntion आप will never hear of the epic adventures of Andolion. And because of that same malfuntion I now have nothing to write an लेख about.

Tdinoahiscute4, AlxanderRfan and 7 others like this

spikes_girl brilliant, absolutely brilliant!

Andolion Thank you

MrsPattinsonXO Amazing. I really look up to you.

Euri Ha! Ando :)

Andolion Thank You everyone!!! I'm glad you loved it

momshere This is incredibly creative - What else is going on in that mind? I would love to see more articles written by you!

Begium how do you write an article? i like yours!

AlxanderRfan Wow! xD that was epic! :D

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My सवाल of Love;; Fear of Loving आप && Used Me

posted by lollipopszx3

Did आप really have to leave?
Without saying goodbye
Leaving me in tears
Wondering why?

I was really hoping
to be और than a friend
But for some strange reason
My plan had to end

As I recalled
That very special दिन
I was thinking "hey!
What did he have to say?"

During that दिन
there was lots to be कहा
And I realized that
It all went in my head

When आप कहा "I प्यार you"
I कहा "I प्यार आप too"
But now I'm just questioning
Was it ever true?
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I promised to be your friend.
Always and Forever.
Never had I thought
We would be और
What if I did...

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चोटी, शीर्ष 10 ways to freak out your roomate

posted by chowjoyi

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) हटाइए everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an हाथी weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While...

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चोटी, शीर्ष ten reasons to be cheerful! :D

posted by pandawinx

10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our फ्रेंड्स and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if आप sometimes feel sad या depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to आप sorry, but if your in any other country, then आप still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When आप think of चॉकलेट everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )

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100 Ways to Order a पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. If using a touch-tone, press बिना सोचे समझे numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their सवालों with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...

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Stupid बिना सोचे समझे Product Warnings (1)

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. "Do not use if आप cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

7. "Do not use while sleeping या unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of...

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Funny कोट्स From Real People

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. आप can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say आप should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching टेलीविज़न द्वारा candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find टेलीविज़न very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...

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CONGATS! your the 1000th PERSON to... FAIL! YES आप FAIL! FIND OUT WHY आप FAIL NOW!

posted by emma-may

WELDONE!

YOU HAVE FAILED TO IGNORE THIS MESSAGE TO आप - THE PERSON WHO FAILED!

dear fellow फैन्पॉप failures...

i have failed to bring आप the news of fail blog sooner...

some of आप may know but the rest of आप probabley fail to know what im talking about. well fail blog is the brand new fail site. it's stuffed full of posts of your दिन to दिन FAILS. it does have the occasional win... there are the most बिना सोचे समझे posts of failed चित्र shots of failures पोस्टेड द्वारा dedicated failed fail-er fail finders some are plain stupid but it won't fail to make आप laugh! आप can take failed pictures your self...

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5 things that will make everyone think you're insane!

posted by werewolflover

Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other लेख like this so here's another one.I hope आप enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks द्वारा (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a चाय party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals द्वारा say "would आप like to शामिल होइए us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the गुलाबी fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good या I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?

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20 Ways To Annoy a डिज़्नी तारा, स्टार

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

1. Go to a Miley Cyrus संगीत कार्यक्रम with an obsessed Twilight Fangirl, and go up on stage with her in the middle of the संगीत कार्यक्रम and talk about Edward Cullen (fangirl या not). Make sure आप both wear My Chemical Romance T-Shirts.

2. Make a gossip magazine write about a Joe Jonas and Robert Patterson scandal.

3. Tell Selena Gomez या Demi Lovato that they're bad role models.

4. Diss Selena Gomez's fasion style.

5. Bring Marilyn Manson and Gene Simmons (both with makeup) to the set of Sonny With A Chance.

6. Compare Joe Jonas's जैकेट in "Burnin Up" and a The Black Parade jacket. Farmiliar?

7. Morph Miley...

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The one thing to prove that आप are a gunniess

posted by patrisha727

दिखाना this to your math teacher, and tell me what his/her reaction is! ^_^

Pi = 3.
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Total Drama Action Episode 14 (When It Comes Out)

posted by Random9747649

"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT तारीख, दिनांक IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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30 Things To Do During An Exam

posted by wild-bby

My friend पोस्टेड these on her bebo page a while पूर्व so I thought I'd share them with आप :D

1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.

2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''

3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.

4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5) Talk the entire way through the...

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famous lef handers

posted by shiriny

one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.

और famous left hander:

drew barry more

Angelina jolie

nicole kidman

Marilyn monroe

demi moore

Mary-kate and ashley olsen

julia roberts

Hans christian anderson

mark twain

Billy रे cyrus

celine dion

Pierce brosnan

jim carry

Hugh jackman

brad pitt

Michelangelo

leonardo davinci

Picasso

newton

Albert einstein

george bush

charlie chaplin

cary grant

napeleon bonaparte

bill gates

marie curie

rachel adams

mark spitz

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strange but cool facts-1

posted by shiriny

-chocolate kills dogs! True, चॉकलेट affects a dog's दिल and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

-Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.

-Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

-Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

-Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.

-A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head

-Brains are और active sleeping than watching TV

-There are और chickens than people in the world

-The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows...

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How To Annoy Other Drivers

posted by BellaCullen96

After आप cut off a vehicle, give a "Thanks-for-letting-me-in" wave and nod to the other driver.
Always save your nose picking for when you're behind the wheel.
Drive closely behind speeding ambulances and आग trucks so आप get ahead of everyone who pulls over to let them pass.
Drive with a pen and ATM envelope in your hand and write down everything a moron driver does.
If another driver honks at you, ignore it, continue to do exactly what आप are doing, and give him a dirty look.
If another driver is courteous enough to let आप in front of him/her, दिखाना your appreciation द्वारा letting the entire...

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Ways To Annoy People On The Subway

posted by BellaCullen96

Take large objects on the train with you.
Sing songs. Start a round with everyone on the train.
Eat onions and garlic and talk to the people अगला to you.
Sell stuff.
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Yell to your फ्रेंड्स at the other end of the train.
Make fun of other people while they are in hearing distance of you.
Ride the train while drunk. Extra points if आप throw up.
Constantly ask people for directions.
Ask people where they are from.
Ask people where they are going.
Quiz people on the meaning of life.
Start a game of poker. Extra points if it's strip poker....

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How To Annoy People On The समुद्र तट

posted by BellaCullen96

Ask everyone आप meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as आप can.
If आप see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to बत्तख, बतख under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as आप can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."

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How to make lipgloss

posted by boomy678

Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, या pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids

Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum और gloss!)

2.Microwave for 5 min या completely melted

3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting और till आप reach your desired shade.

4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.

Enjoy!!

Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).

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Some Ways to Save the Earth

posted by Mallory101

1. Recycle aluminum and glass.
2. Buy energy efficient appliances
3. Run clothes washers only when fully loaded, but don't overload
4. Plant a tree
5. Do all ironing at one time
6. Buy recycled paper
7. Buy low wattage या compact fluorescent light bulbs
8. Turn off lights that don't need to be on
9. Use cold water instead of hot
10. Use small ovens या stove-top cooking methods instead of your large oven
11. Bring your own reusable bags to the grocery store
12. Write companies urging them to use paper rather than plastics and styrofoam
13. Buy products that will last
14. Support environmentally conscious...

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What happened last night...

posted by MrsPattinsonXO

Okay, so I was sitting on the सोफ़ा, सोफे last night watching some rubbish टेलीविज़न दिखाना and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my इंद्रधनुष colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I प्यार आप soooooo much' and so I was like 'I प्यार आप more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting आप a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting आप one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten मिनटों later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.

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