1. I wish आप were a door so I could slam आप all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do आप work for UPS? I thought I saw आप checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 बोन्स in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy आप a drink या do आप just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted बिस्तर Thrasher: have आप seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make आप the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and आप can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish आप were a टट्टू Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride आप all दिन long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how आप look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings या the stairway to heaven?
14. आप might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. आप must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing आप do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be आप द्वारा morning.
19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
20. आप know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
2 2. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name स्पेनिश सफेद मदिरा, शेरी Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do आप believe in प्यार at first sight या should I walk द्वारा again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone कहा आप were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if आप think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but आप can tickle me anytime आप want to.
30. I know दूध does a body good, but DAMN, how much have आप been drinking?
31. If आप were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा and sex? No? Why? Don't आप like pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go घर without me.
34. Do आप sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do आप wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I लॉस्ट my puppy. Can आप help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get आप out of these wet clothes.
By: link
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do आप work for UPS? I thought I saw आप checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 बोन्स in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy आप a drink या do आप just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted बिस्तर Thrasher: have आप seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make आप the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and आप can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish आप were a टट्टू Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride आप all दिन long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how आप look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings या the stairway to heaven?
14. आप might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. आप must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing आप do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be आप द्वारा morning.
19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
20. आप know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
2 2. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name स्पेनिश सफेद मदिरा, शेरी Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do आप believe in प्यार at first sight या should I walk द्वारा again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone कहा आप were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if आप think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but आप can tickle me anytime आप want to.
30. I know दूध does a body good, but DAMN, how much have आप been drinking?
31. If आप were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा and sex? No? Why? Don't आप like pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go घर without me.
34. Do आप sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do आप wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I लॉस्ट my puppy. Can आप help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get आप out of these wet clothes.
By: link
I have a very boring Humanities teacher, and therefore for the purpose of survival I must invent games to get through the monotony. I was thinking of making this a regular feature for every new game I come up with, let me know what आप think.
Okay, this first one is a variation of Connect 4 which i have adpted to make it not only available to play in lessons, but also in silence.
Basically All आप need is paper and a pencil. And an equally bored friend
आप draw an 8 द्वारा 8 grid no the paper with lines along the sides and bottom. आप then choose whether to be see through circles या shaded ones. You're friend is the other one. then basically like connect 4, आप take it in turns to draw your वृत्त in, and try to 'connect 4'.
remember like the original game u cant randomly place them in the middle, they ahve to go from the bottom up.
Have fun, and tell em if आप want और of my games ;)
Okay, this first one is a variation of Connect 4 which i have adpted to make it not only available to play in lessons, but also in silence.
Basically All आप need is paper and a pencil. And an equally bored friend
आप draw an 8 द्वारा 8 grid no the paper with lines along the sides and bottom. आप then choose whether to be see through circles या shaded ones. You're friend is the other one. then basically like connect 4, आप take it in turns to draw your वृत्त in, and try to 'connect 4'.
remember like the original game u cant randomly place them in the middle, they ahve to go from the bottom up.
Have fun, and tell em if आप want और of my games ;)