▶ "How Tough Am I? How Tough AM I? I stubbed my toe while watering my spice garden; and I only cried for 20 Minutes!"
▶ "Making शिशु Cry! I Do It All The Time! It's So Much Damn Fun; To Make Them शिशु Cry~"
▶ "Slam-A-Cow!"
▶ "I'm Patrick Star. I Drowned In An Underwater Beach. F**k Logics."
▶ "If वैंपायर Glitter In The Sun... Is My Glitter Glue A Vampire?"
▶ "Please Don't Interrupt Me While I Am Ignoring You."
▶ "I Like You. आप Remind Me Of When I Was Young & Stupid."
▶ "Smile. It Scares People"
▶ "My Mom Said, "Where Is My Panty Hoes?" and I said, "Don't आप Mean, 'Where My Hoes At'?" My Mom Stared At Me & Said, "Alright Where My Hoes At?" Funniest Moment Ever."
▶ "I Didn't Trip. I Was Testing Gravity. It Works."
▶ "Making शिशु Cry! I Do It All The Time! It's So Much Damn Fun; To Make Them शिशु Cry~"
▶ "Slam-A-Cow!"
▶ "I'm Patrick Star. I Drowned In An Underwater Beach. F**k Logics."
▶ "If वैंपायर Glitter In The Sun... Is My Glitter Glue A Vampire?"
▶ "Please Don't Interrupt Me While I Am Ignoring You."
▶ "I Like You. आप Remind Me Of When I Was Young & Stupid."
▶ "Smile. It Scares People"
▶ "My Mom Said, "Where Is My Panty Hoes?" and I said, "Don't आप Mean, 'Where My Hoes At'?" My Mom Stared At Me & Said, "Alright Where My Hoes At?" Funniest Moment Ever."
▶ "I Didn't Trip. I Was Testing Gravity. It Works."
my friend sent me this text message a while पूर्व and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask आप somethingand i want आप to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how आप feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want आप to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi या Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask आप somethingand i want आप to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how आप feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want आप to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi या Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? आप know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let आप go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are आप enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling आप how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
•You know who isn't human? आप know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let आप go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are आप enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling आप how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can मिटाइए the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused द्वारा Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can strangle आप with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris once had a दिल attack; his दिल lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)