1. एंजल Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying या you'll get some action faster than a pit सांड, बैल on a t-bone.
2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all आप want even if she is the kind who will out chug आप in बीयर, बियर and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.
3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names आप never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.
4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation for making out on the couch.
5. Cutie Pie - is another classic that will not get आप in trouble.
6. Darling - is a standard that one should adopt in lieu of trying out other experimental girlfriend names like "She-Bitch from Hell" या "Carnation Instant Bitch".
7. Doll Face - is an endearing name that guys would do well to adopt.
8. Dummy - girlfriends don't respond well to this name just like they don't respond well to the 3 Stooges. Use this if आप want to lose her.
9. उबाली हुई पकौड़ी, पकौड़ी, गुलगुला - is one of those tricky cute names to call your girlfriend since guys will thinks it's fine, but females will think you're making a टिप्पणी दे about their weight.
10. फल Loop - may sound innocent at first, but the और आप call her this, the और she'll take it that आप think she's mentally unstable.
11. Gorgeous - most girlfriends will not only be Okay with this, they will not be able to get enough of this.
12. Goobers - do आप really want to go there?
13. Honey Bunch - is a name that is sugary but not too much so and can be used on occasion especially at breakfast time.
14. Kitten - some girlfriends will adore this name while other will recoil. It's a judgment call here so if the shoe fits wear it.
15. मेमना, भेड़ का बच्चा Chop - at first glance seems fine, but when आप think about it you're comparing your girlfriend to the slaughtering of an innocent little animal. Might as well shoot Bambi while you're at it.
16. Lover Girl - is a decent cute name to call a girlfriend and isn't too sugary to make most recoil.
17. प्यार Lumps - if आप don't want hot सूप poured all over your lap then don't use this one.
18. Main Squeeze - this is generally considered a cute name for a girlfriend although आप could be unconsciously calling her a Cold Frosty.
19. Monkey Butt - if आप know what is good for you, put this one on the shelf and only tell it to your therapist.
20. Sexyness - this one should be reserved for private occasions like a Valentine's दिन रात का खाना या her birthday. If आप use this आप know you'll be getting some later.
There आप have it, a चोटी, शीर्ष 20 सूची of cute names to call your girlfriend. Read it and weep. या read it and laugh. या at least read it and take it to heart. Using a cute name for your girlfriend can be dangerous territory for a guy. A bad name can send her off crying या it can send her into interrogation mode.
A good cute name however, can send your girlfriend (and you) to the Promised Land. Use this सूची wisely and please no wagering.
Source:
link]http://www.meaningofnames.biz/cute-names-girlfriend.htm[/url][/url]
2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all आप want even if she is the kind who will out chug आप in बीयर, बियर and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.
3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names आप never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.
4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation for making out on the couch.
5. Cutie Pie - is another classic that will not get आप in trouble.
6. Darling - is a standard that one should adopt in lieu of trying out other experimental girlfriend names like "She-Bitch from Hell" या "Carnation Instant Bitch".
7. Doll Face - is an endearing name that guys would do well to adopt.
8. Dummy - girlfriends don't respond well to this name just like they don't respond well to the 3 Stooges. Use this if आप want to lose her.
9. उबाली हुई पकौड़ी, पकौड़ी, गुलगुला - is one of those tricky cute names to call your girlfriend since guys will thinks it's fine, but females will think you're making a टिप्पणी दे about their weight.
10. फल Loop - may sound innocent at first, but the और आप call her this, the और she'll take it that आप think she's mentally unstable.
11. Gorgeous - most girlfriends will not only be Okay with this, they will not be able to get enough of this.
12. Goobers - do आप really want to go there?
13. Honey Bunch - is a name that is sugary but not too much so and can be used on occasion especially at breakfast time.
14. Kitten - some girlfriends will adore this name while other will recoil. It's a judgment call here so if the shoe fits wear it.
15. मेमना, भेड़ का बच्चा Chop - at first glance seems fine, but when आप think about it you're comparing your girlfriend to the slaughtering of an innocent little animal. Might as well shoot Bambi while you're at it.
16. Lover Girl - is a decent cute name to call a girlfriend and isn't too sugary to make most recoil.
17. प्यार Lumps - if आप don't want hot सूप poured all over your lap then don't use this one.
18. Main Squeeze - this is generally considered a cute name for a girlfriend although आप could be unconsciously calling her a Cold Frosty.
19. Monkey Butt - if आप know what is good for you, put this one on the shelf and only tell it to your therapist.
20. Sexyness - this one should be reserved for private occasions like a Valentine's दिन रात का खाना या her birthday. If आप use this आप know you'll be getting some later.
There आप have it, a चोटी, शीर्ष 20 सूची of cute names to call your girlfriend. Read it and weep. या read it and laugh. या at least read it and take it to heart. Using a cute name for your girlfriend can be dangerous territory for a guy. A bad name can send her off crying या it can send her into interrogation mode.
A good cute name however, can send your girlfriend (and you) to the Promised Land. Use this सूची wisely and please no wagering.
Source:
link]http://www.meaningofnames.biz/cute-names-girlfriend.htm[/url][/url]
DEMENTED POEMS
गुलाब are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
गुलाब are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
गुलाब are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And दिखाना me your tits
गुलाब make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And आप प्यार it up the shitter
गुलाब are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
गुलाब are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
गुलाब are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
गुलाब are shit
Violets are crap
दिखाना me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
गुलाब are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And निगलना, निगल, निगल संकलन it down
गुलाब are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
गुलाब are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
गुलाब are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
गुलाब are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And दिखाना me your tits
गुलाब make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And आप प्यार it up the shitter
गुलाब are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
गुलाब are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
गुलाब are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
गुलाब are shit
Violets are crap
दिखाना me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
गुलाब are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And निगलना, निगल, निगल संकलन it down
गुलाब are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
my friend sent me this text message a while पूर्व and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask आप somethingand i want आप to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how आप feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want आप to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi या Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask आप somethingand i want आप to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how आप feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want आप to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi या Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.