What was the most weirdest dream आप ever had and why?

i have weird dreams ALL THE TIME!! it's so freaky!! this isn't one of the weirdest ones but the only one i can think of right now:
I was with 2 of my फ्रेंड्स and we were being chased द्वारा a helicopter & in the helicopter was George Bush! it was strange! dreaming is fun, but sometimes आप just wonder 'why in the world did I dream about THAT?' ya know? the most बिना सोचे समझे things come up in dreams, i swear!

Probably when i had a dream that my Social Studies teacher was a killer and he like kept on killing off the people in my class... but it didn't दिखाना it, except when this one chick that i don't like that much got decapitated द्वारा an ice स्केट in the girls locker room. and i was about to get killed द्वारा a phone... but then i woke up at like 2:30 in the morning! It was a rly weird dream!

Well, if आप want to know about weird dreams, आप lucky i answered. I'll give आप a couple.
Okay one dream i had was where i was at the shopping center and a bunch of people who were from video games were there. My best friend Saria (from Zelda, ocarina of time) was talking to me when a giant worm started attacking the mall. Everyone was screaming and it picked us all up and put us in a बिना सोचे समझे cell block that was there. But they also put the security guard there, so he gave me and Sariah the keys and we crept out and started trying to hide from the worm, which was patrolling the aisles. So we ended up hiding in a cubby ouse for kids and planned something. Then wegot out and had to avoid the worm. Then, the worm was coming up my aisle and I ducked down beneath rack of clothes, in that pace between the clothes and the ground, and the worm, missed me, because it apperently couldn't smell us, so we ended hiding under there and then some giant bird came and ate the worm. and thats where my dream ended. =P

I usually have weird dream's,
i've been Alice Cullen,i've had नारंगी, ऑरेंज monkey's pull
my hair out,i had a dream i got married to Pavi Largo AND Luigi Largo,and i was at the mall walking around,looked
over the glass railing,and fell-wich made my spine break..

Well, I've had a lot of weird dreams. This is the one I remember most.
I was in my school पुस्तकालय and I start talking to the new librarian, only to realize she looks exactly like the main female character on my प्रिय दिखाना (Criminal Intent obviously). She introduces herself and she has the same name too. I decide to point this out to her and she tells me that she doesn't watch TV so she has obviously never heard of the show. I turn around and the main guy from the दिखाना is standing behind me, I ask who he is (eventhough I already know) and she says that he's her husband and introduces us. Of course he has the same name too (but like two सेकंड्स earlier she'd told me she didn't know anyone द्वारा that name). I decide to go jogging for some reason some really creepy nerdy kid keeps chasing me and telling me I look hot. So my jogging buddy (who happens to be the singer Reba) karate chops him. When I get home, Olivia from Fringe is living in my house and she gets really mad when she thinks I touched her collection of इंद्रधनुष colored tampons? So anyway she blows my house up. Right before I wake up I'm negotiating rent with the librarian and her husband (or is it Eames and Goren, I'm not sure who they were at that point) because they कहा I could live with them until I find a new house. It was very confusing. In other dreams I've been married to Inuyasha, (also have been married to Goren in dreams) had dead bodies buried under my school and dreamed my creepy former driver's ed teacher was really the Gravedigger from the दिखाना Bones. I've also dreamed I was a Sim being chased द्वारा bigfoot. Weird enough for आप (I hope I don't seem like a freak because I think my dreams take the cake for bizarre) oh I forgot the one where Mark Harmon was a priest.