What's your प्रिय pun?

I पोस्टेड two on the दीवार earlier but had to take them down because of troll graffiti.

I wonder if America ever gets tired of Putin up with Russia.

Does your airline खाना suck? Would आप like to file a comPLANEt? आप can file it at the airREport so they can DEterminal whether या not it's valid.

I tried to run from the वीरांगना, अमेज़न but the Jungleterror kept chasing me.

आप can try to file a complanet but the pilot won't lettuce.

I didn't go to the संगीत कार्यक्रम because I didn't wanna Get Scared द्वारा the Jungleterrorist.

That's all.

All of them.

I wish I knew a good Chemistry joke, but the best ones Argon.

Not sure if I have found a प्रिय but one of them would have to be this one:

Me, Thor, and someone else got into a relationship recently. It's a polyHAMMERous Relationship