How else are आप going to cover your entire body in मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन without staining your clothes!? If आप want to stain them, that's fine, but I won't be the one trying to get the मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन out! I'll be too busy getting rid of the holes we dug. I mean, this is technically illegal, and I don't want to get arrested...