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JOKES CONTEST!

After a lot of PICTURE CONTESTS.........lets हटाइए on to JOKES CONTESTS!
The rule is simple............post a funny joke with a funny picture द्वारा 1st June 2015
PRIZES:
1st - 10 प्रॉप्स + 1 FAN
2nd - 8 PROPS
3rd- 5 PROPS
WINNERS WILL BE DECLARED ON THE बिना सोचे समझे दीवार ON 1st JUNE
Have Fun! :)
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Tomorrow it the first...
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Dreamtime said:
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0.0 Hahaha!
MalloMar posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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haha :p
Dreamtime posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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XD
blackpanther666 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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xD nice
Nick3600 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
luckyPink said:
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some और butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need और butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get और BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I कहा be CAREFUL! आप NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are आप CRAZY? Have आप लॉस्ट your mind? Don't forget to salt them. आप know आप always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you?You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to दिखाना आप what it feels like when I'm driving."

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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some और butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need और butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get और BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I कहा be CAREFUL! आप NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are आप CRAZY? Have आप लॉस्ट your mind? Don't forget to salt them. आप know आप always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you?You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to दिखाना आप what it feels like when I'm driving."
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*Yawns* Nice history lesson !!!
Uaan posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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I know right? Its 4 u.
luckyPink posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Uaan ur fav subject is history. So then why r u yawning?
KittyBlue posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
ZombieGirl997 said:
2 Blondes are trying to unlock there परिवर्तनीय with a Coathanger the blonde with it in her hand stops to check her makeup, the other blonde yells "Hurry up, it's going to rain and the चोटी, शीर्ष is down"
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2 Blondes are trying to unlock there परिवर्तनीय with a Coathanger the blonde with it in her hand stops to check her makeup, the other blonde yells "Hurry up, it's going to rain and the चोटी, शीर्ष is down"
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And no Haters because I am very blonde. Natural blonde!
ZombieGirl997 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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WoW , i bet आप look very beautiful and what color your eyes are ?
Uaan posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Then never mind. XD
ZombieGirl997 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
Ichigo127 said:
Two men walked into a bar


the third was a duck...
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Two men walked into a bar the third was a duck...
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????
Uaan posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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It's Archer. लोल
ZombieGirl997 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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:D
Ichigo127 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
Frozengirl11 said:
Here's my all time famous joke:

Why did the golfer wear a सेकंड pair of pants?



Because he got a hole in one!!!!


No pic, sorry!:'(
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Nick3600 said:
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I said, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" as I unplugged his life support.
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My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I said, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" as I unplugged his life support.
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True-Finn-Fan said:


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LMAO
Ichigo127 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
boytoy_84 said:
ब्रोकोली looking like a tree, अखरोट looking like a brain, hmmm.... what about the mushroom? :D
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ब्रोकोली looking like a tree, अखरोट looking like a brain, hmmm.... what about the mushroom? :D
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HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHahahahahahahah
ZombieGirl997 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
KittyBlue said:
Check the funny jokes in these links:
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Check the funny jokes in these links: http://www.tag-pictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/funny-english-jokes-pictures-tag.png https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/a3/e9/9a/a3e99a56ac01b978dea0270dfcebb580.png
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Plz also check the one written in black.
KittyBlue posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
Addika4045 said:
(wakes up to realize he is still just a cat and NOT a Nascar racer)
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(wakes up to realize he is still just a cat and NOT a Nascar racer)
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XD
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