What are some really annoying stupid या maybe funny सवालों to ask through text??

If आप wanna breakup with someone:
Hey, want me to do a magic trick?
POOF!!! You're single!

Hope आप liked it!

Do आप find the sound of my voice annoying?

Me , friend & my guy friend :
Friend : SUP TOBY !!! ( Toby as n Ticci Toby my nickname)
Me : I c u have decided 2 b a good friend & text me 4 once
Guy friend : SALLY !? Is that u
Me : LJ ?
Friend : Toby r u trying 2 b SALLY & Ben again ?

It'd b clear 2 u if u knew my फ्रेंड्स

Are आप using your phone? :D

I लॉस्ट my phone, can आप ring it?#facebook

या a funny thing to for iPhone's is shortcuts. Go into setting and keyboard to find 'shortcuts'. Say everytime your friend type say 'hi' आप can make it come up as 'I find आप so hot. Let's date' या 'I want आप to किस me!'. They aren't that bad. I am sure आप can think of worse if आप have time.

या आप could get your friend's phone and change all the conatct names with somebody else in their phone या put silly names like 'your worst nightmare' या Donald Duck.

Do आप like to eat frog legs?
Do आप like to pet डायनासोर too?
I want 12 kids. How many do आप want?
Why do they call it anaerobic if it means to not use oxygen? We obviously need oxygen to breathe.

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