What would u do if........

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I'd kick आप out of bed! Then kick आप out of my house!

*creepy face*

I wouldn't mind.

i would wonder how much drunk i was?

i would start screaming

First I'd scream loudly and then run out of my room..

I would just get some neck gaurds, garlic, wooden planks, ( didn't have time to carve them ) and some super bright lights.

I would turn on the lights and say "Thank god आप are not a ghost!"

I would murder whoever was in the bad with me painfully. Probably a long and prolonged death as well, would come the the creeper in my bed.

uhhhhhh... I would say "Hi, how was your sleep" we would have a good conversation then I'd go back to sleep even if you're sill there.

My big mouth would kick in

I'd sit up with a half-confused-half-irritated expression and try in vain to say something. I'd probably poke आप a few times to wake you, but of course आप wouldn't. Then I'd finally say something, probably yell it, and shove आप out the house and sick the evil rabbits on you.

That's exactly what would happen.

I will through आप out the window with a metal bat