I know what you're thinking, what's Barney been drinking?

That girl was smoking hot
Yes I coulda nailed her
But no it’s not a failure
‘Cuz there’s one thing she is not
To score a ten would be just fine
But I ’d rather be dressed to the nines
It’s a truth आप can’t refute
Nothing सूट्स me like a suit
Picture a world where all the girls and boys