What is your Zombie plan?

grab my dads shotgun and blow them to pieces.... या my brothers wooden sword that the Japanese would train with and hit their heads off या some old-fashion hand to hand combat..





cuz im ninja

if i was in school, i'd die.
if i was at घर i'd take whatever i had to use as a weapon. something like a bat but since i don't have one i'll have to improvise... a shovel! :D

then i'd lock up the house and secure every single way in, only leaving the front door as a possible way out. then i'd make a सूची of supplies i need and go to the closest store to get what i can off the list. which probably is food.
then i'd get my sorry नितंब, गधा back घर and prepare myself for death since i now have to find some sort of weapon store.

problem number 1: i don't think there r any weapon/gun stores in my town.

problem number 2: even if i do find one i'll either die before i get there 'cuz it's crawling with zombies, or, there's a selfish bastard there already who will kill me if i try to get a hold of a weapon.

if a miracle was to happen and i did survive this far i'd start to look for survivors and kill as many of those walking parasites i possibly could. maybe try to secure a store या 2... a pharmacy if possible.

but i probably won't experience the outbreak since i'll be the one starting it. the very first infected...

at घर read मांगा ... then burn myself
at school finish घर work ... then drown myself
anywhere I would eat a mini bomb ... then poisen myself

1. Grab that huge heavy trophy that my dad won for hockey या something and bash them to pieces, I'm pretty fast so I think I could outrun them.

2. Use my classmates as bait and run far far away.

1. Grab meelee weapons ( frying pan, guitar, golf club etc. ), heath kit, pain pills and anything else nessesary
2. go rob a gun store to get बंदूकों and ammo
3. get some food
4. steal a नाव because zombies cant swim
5. sail to a vacant island with no zombies
6. wait until the apocalypse is over
>:3
I would have some friends/family, but that can also be dangerous if they somehow get infected

Build 7 sentries.

Simple.
Go to Walmart या a place that sells both tools, food, या just about anything. That is my official Zombie plan.

1. see them and run in my house

2. find some sort of metal to barricade my house with

3.stay on the roof since they're too stupid to climb

4.get a bunch of food, water and weapons of the roof

5.probably fall off my roof and die

Laugh and point when ever I see someone get eaten.
Get a नाव and supplies and hang out in the ocean tell I find a island.

At Home: I'd die.
At School: I'd go for the person I hated after she turns into a zombie and then I'd die.
Anywhere I'd like: I'd die.

1.) At home

-Well, first... I'll get a lighter and some gasoline and start throwing Molotov कॉकटेल bottles like a crazy son and then get into my mom's dorky soccer-mom वैन, वान and flee to Canada... like a son of a bitch.

2.) At School

-Grab this one कुतिया, मतलबी and throw her outside as bait, then take off running like a son of a bitch.

3.) Anywhere

-Well... If I'm at the grocery store, I'll build a fort of toilet paper and hide there. Like a son of a bitch.

Don't worry, the current generation is better prepared for a zombie apocalypse than for an घंटा without electricity. Too bad I'm an early 90s throwback.

1) Run to the shed, grab some tools and my baseball bat.

2) Go inside, fill my backpack with कहा tools, my bat, and all the खाना I can carry.

3) Make sure I have my cellphone with me, hopefully fully charged (I charge it often)

4) Grab my mountainbike, and cycle like a motherfucker into the vast countryside. Believe it या not, but it should be safer there.

5) I'd avoid larger cities. Don't wanna get cornered in an alley with just my bat.

6) Check the small towns nearby for signs of life, with the bike on the basis so when the crap hits the fan, I can hop on and get out of there quickly.

7) If I run out of खाना and drink, I'd break into abandoned grocery stores to raid the place, if I'm lucky I'll even meet other survivors.

8) Survive this way for as long as I can.

This would be my plan for a zombie apocalypse. I have no firearms, but that's a good thing. बंदूकों make a lot of noise, and the less of it आप make, the less attention आप create. I would only take on the zombies when I can't escape. The first opening I see to take a run/cycle, I take it.

If something like this ever were to happen, the military would be able to sort it out. My job would just be to survive. And this seems like the best way to me.

steal a monster truck take a chainsaw and lab कोट and go crazy