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It's that time again! :D

:D

Mine: my kid gave me a lap dance because I told them that I प्यार them.

Birth Month:

Jan: Your mom...
Feb: My dog...
Mar: My ex...
Apr: My teacher...
May: My boss...
June: My kid:
July: My neighborhood pimp...
Aug: My bitch...
Sept: My face: 
Oct: The police...
Nov: The पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा man...
Dec: My snowman...


Birth Day:

1st:  burned my house down...
2nd:  Ate my sandwich...
3rd: cursed me out...
4th: Killed me...
5th: molested me...
6th: cut me...
7th: gave me a blow job...
8th: killed their self...
9th: got me high...
10th: cheated on me...
11th: gave me a lap dance...
12th: robbed a bank...
13th:  told me lies...
14th: got rid of him for me...
15th: crapped in my room...
16th: got me drunk...
17th: took my underwear...
18th: licked my face...
19th: undressed me...
20th: raided my house...
21st: trashed my car...
22nd: stalked me...
23rd: got me pregnant...
24th: took my chips...
25th: stabbed me... 
26th: poisoned me...
27th: slapped my butt...
28th: hit me with a glass bottle...
29th: gave me an STD...
30th: choked me...
31st: ate all my gum...

 Favorite Color:

Blue: because they owe me money.
Red: because I told them that I loved them.
Purple: because I owe them money.
Green: because they hate me.
Orange: because I asked for it.
Black: because I was young.
White: because I know what they did.
Pink: because I'm their baby's mama.
Yellow: because I ate their fries.
Brown: because no one could stop them.
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ROFLMAO, my sister's is "My dog burned द्वारा house down because they owe me money." xD
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MissMichele said:
My dog took my chips because I was young.

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*le doesn't have a dog*

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Then who the hell चुरा लिया my chips?!
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आप the hell! XDDD
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*nomming on chips* आप can't prove anything.
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AquaRhapsody said:
the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा man got me drunk because they owe me money
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That's nasty e.e
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:P dude, it doesn't make any fukin sense :P
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simpleplan said:
My kid hit me with a glass bottle because they owe me money.
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XD What!?
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wow...kids these days
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amzel said:
My कुतिया, मतलबी licked my face because they hate me.

Q.Q Dafuq?
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._.
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•__• wait......your dig या some chick??
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Dog bit dig
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ROFL! :D
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Kowalski355 said:
My face hit me with a glass bottle because I asked for it....

Um. Okay?
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Well, आप have a very hateful face XD
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ROFL! :O
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ConnerandTravis said:
My face licked my face because they owe me money











WTF?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!??!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?


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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN EVEN?!!
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How's that possible xD
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Da FAAAQQQQ XDD
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smartone123 said:
The पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा man got me high because I'm their baby mama

Oh GOD!






Sounds like new years all over again!o3o
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XDDD WTH HAPPENED TO आप ON NEW YEARS?!
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Na but Sounds like something that'd happen in last Friday night संगीत vid xD
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I kid x3
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lmao wtf? ^ ^
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numnumyellow67 said:
My neighborhood pimp stabbed me because I was young.

Wow, dude has some problems against young people.
HECK WITH आप DUDE, IMMA GO BE YOUNG AS LONG AS I CAN.
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wow :O talk abut discrimination
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O______O
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I know right?
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fyrewolf said:
my snowman got me drunk because they owe me money
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लोल :)
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*can't help laughing* HAHAHAHAHAH!
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Shadow4Realz said:
My ex licked my face because I told them that I loved them
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:O
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no wonder he's you're ex
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ITS A SHE!
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im not gay
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jennio5 said:
Your mom raided my house because I asked for it. :P
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ha ha *masochist*
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wow
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Dreamtime said:
My neighborhood pimp poisoned me because they hate me




well....
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लोल at least that made sinse :P
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My neighborhood pimp stabbed me ._.
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^ that bastard...and yet we are still alive...lol
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लोल
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coriann said:
:P alright fine ill say it (June 29) my kid gave me an std...because im their baby's moma? :O
(pink)
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egyptprincess7 said:
The police cursed me out because I told them that I प्यार them.

...Screw आप too,police.
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xoRay-Rayxo said:
The police
cheated on me
because im their baby mama
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carsfan said:
My कुतिया, मतलबी stabbed me because I told them that I loved them.

Well fuck आप too!
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MightyenaMagiic said:
My teacher stalked me because they owe me money.

...Ok?
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Wow.....Messed up teacher ._.
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justinfangrrl said:
The पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा guy hit me in the head with a glass bottle because I told them I प्यार them.

.___. WELL then, I प्यार them 99% less. x3
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XxEmolovexX said:
My teacher stabbed me because i owe them money.

Im homeschooled...my mom is my teacher... D: *cries 5 ever*
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i'm online schooled and my teacher (who's like miles away yet im still in class) got me high
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SaveWord_Apples said:
My neighborhood pimp gave me a blow job because I know what they did.

oh now it makes sense ...
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Tdinoahiscute4 said:
My snowman robbed a bank because I was young.

*in the middle of raining time in Nobody Gives A F*ck, VA*



















...Seems legit.
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Clutch13 said:
My dog trashed my car because they hate me... yep... Brian can be a real asshole...
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Face_of_Music said:
My dog molested me because I asked for it.
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Very....... Urm...... There just isn't any explaination for it.
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(For Rupert Ginrt) My कुतिया, मतलबी took my chips becasue they hate me.
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O_O
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shadowlover3000 said:
My ex trashed my car because I told them that I loved them

Harsh. Lol
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XxKeithHarkinxX said:
My dog molested me because I ate his fries
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teamcameron3 said:
the पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा man got me pregnant because i owe them money....lol wtf
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._. Ummmm....WUT?
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Seastar4374 said:
.......... My ex gave me a lap dance because I'm their baby's mama.
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._. We have some pretty weird birthdays.....
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Makeupdiva said:
My Snowman got rid of him for me because I'm their baby's mama.
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Pikagirl541 said:
O_O My kid gave me an STD because I owe them money.
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LiptonGold said:
My boss killed themselves because I owed them money.

NOW THEY'LL NEVER GET THEIR MONIEZ! NEVAIR!

Wait, should I feel bad? O-O
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zutaradragon said:
My Ex gave me a lap dance because i was young...
.... .... ...NO BOOTY CALLS, DECK!!!





wait a minute...
....i've never had a boyfriend....
so i could no have an Ex....
SO WHO THE HELL DO I YELL AT!!??
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mstre said:
My कुतिया, मतलबी got me pregnant because I owe them money
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ilovecornholio said:
My face trashed my car because I ate there fries!

Well ain't that just lovely?
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Lani27 said:
My ex slapped my butt because they owe me money.

I don't have an ex. *insert le forever alone pic here*
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precious211 said:
My कुतिया, मतलबी burned my housed down because they hate me:D
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Lulu_Kururugi said:
My dog slapped my butt because i was young



I dont even have a fricking dog
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hgfan5602 said:
My boss cut me because they hate me!!!!

._.
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Cassandra789 said:
My neighborhood pimp licked my face because they owe me money. -__-
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AstridGoof8219 said:
Mine: My कुतिया, मतलबी undressed me because they hate me. Okay??
Max's: My ex cheated on me because I told them I loved them. WTF?!
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Lacerta3 said:
My ex trashed my car because they owe me money. Sounds legit.
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MyronPwnsBella said:
My boss molested me because I know what they did. Oh. Shit.
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DiscordiaGirl said:
My face crapped in my room because I asked for it. :/
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ClockIsTicking said:
My dog cursed me out I owe them money.
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Lauren_Mallory said:
My ex stabbed me because I told them I प्यार them.
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Darth-Spearmint said:
Mine: The police choked me because I owe them money.
My girlfriend's: My teacher cut me because I know what they did.
My daughter's: The पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा man got rid of him for me because I told them I प्यार them.
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Renarimae said:
My snowman choked me because I'm their baby's mama. But I'm a virgin! 0_0
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PlayingWithFire said:
My kid trashed my car because I was young. I have a kid?
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missracoon said:
My kid trashed my car because I was young?
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DetonatorXP said:
My boss killed me because I told them I प्यार them... Funny... I dont have a boss... LIKE A BOSS....
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cookie-do said:
my boss gave me an STD...! because they owe me money.

ok.. that was awkward!! xD
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ssook78 said:
My face undressed me because I'm their baby's mama o_o
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My face undressed me because I'm their baby's mama o_o
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snusnu13 said:
The police robbed a bank because I asked for it.

Okay then, the cops do my bidding? Strange.....
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iPsychic said:
The police told me lies because they hate me.

Well, at least that makes sense.
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jaimeeh said:
My ex killed me because they hate me
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totaldramafan96 said:
My teacher got me high because they hate me.

Ahahaha funny, back two years पूर्व I had a teacher who गलाना, पिघलता like weed and shit, and I think he didn't like me much.
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Nerdy_Gurl said:
My snowman cursed me out because they owe me money
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Woo Hoo for making no sense!!
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seffro said:
My kid चुरा लिया my underwear because I'm their baby's momma
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My kid चुरा लिया my underwear because I'm their baby's momma
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pureawesome15 said:
The police gave आप an STD because Im their babys mama

Wow
Thats
Fantastic
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My brothers is "Your mom molested me because i asked for it.
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KaulitZfan said:
My boss... got me high... because I was young.
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NikkiLovesMJ said:
My bitch... trashed my car... because I was young & because I told them that I loved them.
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Lady_Rebel said:
My face cheated on me because I told it I प्यार it.
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LadyEmzy16 said:
My boss cut me because I was young.

Huh?!?!

My BFF Ronnie's (She wanted it posted)

My Dog killed it's self because I know what it did

Hahaha!!!

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zoey010 said:
My teacher stabbed me because I was young.
o_0
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StarWarrior said:
The पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा man... Got me pregnant... Because they owe me money...?
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Draculaura10 said:
my teacher got me high because i owe them money...

*was in class when reading*

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