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worst pick-up lines?

post the worst pick-up lines आप have ever heard of

"can i take a picture of you? i want to prove to my फ्रेंड्स that एंन्जल्स really do exist."
"i was so एनचांटेड द्वारा your beauty that i ran into that दीवार over there. so i'm gonna need your name and number for insurance puposes."
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are आप an overdue book? cuz you've got "FINE" written all over आप
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my god thats just bad
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ikr
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8theGreat said:
"Are आप a general? You're making my privates stand at attention."
"All I want between आप and me is latex."
"I लॉस्ट my number. Can I have yours?"
"Do आप have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
"Do आप know karate? 'Cause your body's kickin'."
"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"
"Can I have your picture so I can दिखाना Santa what I want for Christmas?"
"Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece."
"Do I know you? Cause आप look a lot like my अगला girlfriend."
"I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?"
"Are आप लॉस्ट ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here."
"Get in the van."
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omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i died on the 4th one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Aqua_Rose said:
"Hey you."

"Me?"

"Yeah, you. Do आप mind if I pick आप up?"

"Uh, no."

"Good."

*Picks up*


Okay, seriously now:

"Do आप work at the Post Office? 'Cause I swear I saw आप checkin' out my package."
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lolololol
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do u work at subway? cuz your giving me a footlong
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LMAO!!!
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XxKeithHarkinxX said:
Guy: Hi do आप wanna go to my place and play house? आप can be the door and I'll slam ya~
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xD
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bwahahaha
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yea that ones pretty bad lololol
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Lady_Rebel said:
This. * points down*
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 This. * points down*
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bwahahaha
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how about "i hope i have my पुस्तकालय card, cuz i'm checking u out"
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Also...link
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RayRaycutie said:
me-*walkng द्वारा sum man*
man-hey baby
me-hi?
man-*sneezes*
me-bless u. i really mean it!
man-oh sorry. i was allergic 2 ur cutness!
me-?!
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woooooah thats baaaad lololol
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ikr!
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ssook78 said:
हे baby if your were a bad पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा i would still eat आप
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oh my god that one is terrible lololololololol
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ik
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WTH?!
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Sinna_Hime_chan said:
"If I told आप आप had a good body would आप hold it against me?" >#<

या ohhhh my favourite: "You have 5 सेकंड्स to get naked!" O_o

Somehow cheesy lines just don't cut it for me, lol.
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 "[b]If I told आप आप had a good body would आप hold it against me?[/b]" >#< या ohhhh my favourite: "[b]You have 5 सेकंड्स to get naked![/b]" O_o Somehow cheesy lines just don't cut it for me, lol.
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psychmacgyver said:
Are आप from Tennessee?'Cause you're the only ten I see!*Wink* or- Guy-Did it hurt when आप fell from heaven? Girl-?????????!!!!!!!!!!
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hahaha forgot about that one
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POPclogger216 said:
*holds rag to face* "Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

._.
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HeitsiTsegin said:
Are आप from Equestira because there is प्यार and magic all around you.
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 Are आप from Equestira because there is प्यार and magic all around you.
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Tarabear16 said:
My friend told this British girl the funniest thing.
We were at summer camp and it was night and it was freezing outside and so when I कहा so he looked at the British girl and कहा "it is cold out here, I wonder why my muscles are warming me up" (He flexes) My friend and I that were with him and the British girl found it hilarious and we had to walk away because we couldn't hold in our laughter


Another one I heard was a boy say to these girls "Your close to perfection" then he moved closer to them and कहा " now you're closer"
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kristel_bb said:
I found these on a website;

1. "Hey, baby, wanna ride my escalator?”

2. “If I were a गिलहरी and आप were a squirrel, would आप let me bust a nut in your hole?”

3. “Can I push your स्टूल, मल in?”

4. “Can I wear your thighs for ear muffs?”

5. “So, girls with big lips are usually pretty good at something … Are you?”

6. “Guy: ‘Do आप have any Italian in you?’ Me: ‘Nooo.’ Guy: ‘Want some?’”

7. “Hey, I hear your ankles are having a party. आप want to invite your pants down?”

8. “If आप jingle my bells, I’ll promise आप a white Christmas.”

9. “My hands are freezing cold! Can I warm them on your breasts?”

10. “I have an 11-inch penis.”

Haha soo funny, but dumb.
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oh...God...
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Haha they are all sexual..
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