Seriously, these are some really bad jokes. Dunno why I'm even posting them, other than to say I did. This reminds me of the cheesy stuff we used to pass around back in 2nd grade या something, ahhh... memories. At any rate, these are pretty much the worst jokes I could think of.
Two मछली were in a tank. One कहा to the other, "Do आप know how to drive this thing?"
Did I ever tell आप the story about the broken pencil? It had no point.
I was पढ़ना a book about adhesive the other day. I just couldn't put it down.
Q: What's the friendliest school? A: Hi school.
Q: What's black, white, black, white, and green? A: Two skunks fighting over a pickle.
Q: What do आप give a dog with a fever? A: Mustard. (It's good for hot dogs.)
Q: What do आप call a बास vocalist who sings द्वारा himself? A: So-low.
Q: Where do पुस्तकें eat dinner? A: At the तालिका, टेबल of contents.
Q: Why were the suspenders arrested? A: For holding up a pair of pants.
Q: What do आप get if आप पार करना, क्रॉस a cow with a camel? A: A lumpy milkshake.
Q; What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school? A: Not only have आप let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!
Q: Why was the झाड़ू late? A: Because he overswept.