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What is the creepiest pickup line आप have ever heard?

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Mine:
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom कहा I couldn't go द्वारा myself.

LOL, a guy in 9th grade कहा that to me when asking me out! I कहा no (obviously) Do आप guys have any creepy pickup lines?


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wierdgem7 said:
Hey, can आप catch me.I think I'm falling... for you!!

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AWE! how is this creepy? ^ ^ <3
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cleo-mermaid said:
गुलाब are red
Violets are blue...

Let me put my dick in you

xD
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XD
girpandababies posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Seems legit! XDD
trainofdoom82 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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wth it works?
coriann posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
Me_Iz_Here said:
"I want to treat आप like my homework. Slam आप on the डेस्क and do आप all night long."

And I'm just gonna casually leave this video here. ._.
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victoriya121212 said:
all of these.

Germany: Would आप like to sample my bratwurst?

Italy: My tower of Piza stopped leaning when आप walked in.

America: Would आप like to take a trip to the Washington Monument?

Canada: Let me दिखाना आप how well I handle my hockey stick!

England: My Big Ben just struck 12

Ukraine: What? girls don't need pickup lines, we have boobs.
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all of these. Germany: Would आप like to sample my bratwurst? Italy: My tower of Piza stopped leaning when आप walked in. America: Would आप like to take a trip to the Washington Monument? Canada: Let me दिखाना आप how well I handle my hockey stick! England: My Big Ben just struck 12 Ukraine: What? girls don't need pickup lines, we have boobs.
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what do they say???
11sockmonkey posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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I can't read them. Can आप tell me what they say? The pictures look so funny... With da raep faces and such.
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^It's a joke from Hetalia. Don't take it too seriously. That दिखाना makes fun of my country as well.
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Usui--takumi said:
"Does this rag smell likechloroform to you?"
"Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would आप like to be in my अगला चित्र shoot?"
"Do आप believe in helping the homeless? If yes then takeme घर with you."
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have people actually ever कहा these to you?
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annabeth-crazed said:
quote from the midnight beasts "book at us now"

how do u like ur eggs, poached, scrambled या fertilized?
-ashley horne (boy, just saying if ur confused)

"im guessing ur legs are like tescos-always open"
-ashley horne

they both made me go "wait, WHAT?" when i read them.
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dreamcatcher321 said:
Nice legs what time do they open?
And
Baby did आप just fart? Cause आप blow me away!
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lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!
coriann posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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XDXDXDXDXD
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InvaderRife said:
Mine

Heeeeey babe?Wanna see an R rated film called Wanna Have Sex?

I just punched him in the face and left
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O-------------O
coriann posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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yep
InvaderRife posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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somebody कहा that to me too;p
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Champman3 said:
The most frequently used on me;Can I have your penis...I mean would आप like to come inside of me...err um,Wanna go to a dark place,and*I leave* I meant a movie this time
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LOL! lmfao ^ ^
coriann posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
Twilight_Dream said:
You're so cute. I wanna lock आप up in my basement, naked.
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O.O....creepy
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smartone123 said:
"hey little kid आप want to come into may car for candy?"
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AAAHHHHH!!!!!!! D:
coriann posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Pedobear.^
NikkiLovesMJ posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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:3
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NikkiLovesMJ said:
Revenge? Nah, I'm too lazy. I'm gonna sit here and let karma fuck आप up.


o.o ..
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TotalDramaChick said:
My friend Dominick told me that his other friend told him these(he didnt use it on him he just told him)

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do आप want it in the front या the back?

I dont want to come between you... या do I

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

The ones that were used on me were

Do आप like rainbows, cause आप can taste my इंद्रधनुष any time.


गुलाब are red
Violets are blue...

Let me put my dick in आप

Wow, People in my school are wacked up.. xD


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kissgwen13 said:
everytime i look at your picture आप always look so beatury so bright why won't आप go out with me just let me प्यार आप and Hold आप around your waist..;) please gurl your hot!!! my friend guy friend कहा dis.
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thejokersgirl13 said:
Creepy pickup line:

I heard you're going to bed. Mind if I Slytherin?

O_O
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Hahaha
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lmfao
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Hiii coriann! :D
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