Take the test to determine if you're losing it या not.

1. What do आप put in a toaster?
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Answer: 'bread.' If आप कहा 'toast,' give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself.
If आप said, bread, go to सवाल 2.


2.If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a गुलाबी house is made from गुलाबी bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
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Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If आप कहा 'green bricks,' why are आप still पढ़ना these???If आप कहा 'glass,' go on to सवाल 4.


3.It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany
(If आप will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.)
Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine
is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes एक प्रकार का जहाज़ in the middle of 'no man's land' between East Germany and West Germany.
Where would आप bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, या no man's land'?
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Answer: आप don't bury survivors. If आप कहा ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and आप must stop.
If आप said, 'You don't bury survivors', proceed to the अगला question.


4.Without using a calculator.
आप are driving a bus from लंडन to Milford Haven in Wales.
In London, 17 people get on the bus.
In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on.
In Swindon, two people get off and four g et on.
In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on ..
In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. आप then arrive at Milford Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?
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Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don't आप remember your own name? It was YOU!!



If आप answered them all correct your a genius!!