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if आप saw a zombie eating a salad....what would आप do?

that would be some fucked shit!! i mean....a ZOMBIE eating SALAD.
oh my gaaaawwd!!! i think i've got a zombie inside my house!!! it's called....grandma, i think. i dunno why people call her that. she's not even my grany.......... so...where was i?...OH YEAH! zombies are cooool.
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Jeffersonian said:
Just as long as it was eating my greens instead of my brains...I'd lock it in a room and call the cast of my प्रिय show, for some reason in my dream last night they were trying to cure a zombie plague...oh and I'd get the main guy some pants because right before I woke up his pants got infected and he took them off.
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wicked, dude
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ivoryphills said:
*walks up to zombie and taps him on the shoulder* हे buddy, weren't आप supposed to eat brains या something along the lines of vital organs? *gets brain eaten* Ouch...
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I noticed a factual error in your answer! When your brain is eaten, आप actually wouldn't be able to feel anything, therefore आप can't actually feel pain. *gets brain eaten too* Ouch...
Bond_Of_Fury posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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*watches brains gettin' eaten द्वारा the zombie* sounds like fun. OI!! GRANNY!!!! eat my brain too, please. *zombie rejects my brain* why आप little!!! *opens zombie's mouth and puts head inside his mouth* EAT MY BRAIN!!!
wii_8_PP posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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We really should've let the zombie be. Oh, well...*goes searching for brains*
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Heartisalone said:
"It was about time आप thought of losing weight. That all meat diet turned आप into a big chunk of deceased lard.
Hit the treadmill next, Bob.
Oh and, CLOSE YOUR MOUTH WHEN आप CHEW. That's nasty, bro. 8l"
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that would be funny
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Lol. :-P
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SummerMoon said:
Bitch, thats my fucking सलाद now give me some before I take your head. ._______.
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InquisitiveOwl said:
I'd say "Do आप like mushrooms on your salad?"
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SaveWord_Apples said:
wait if a zombie eats a salad...would that mean that the सलाद will become a zombie too?
There's nothing scarier than zombie-salad!!!!
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I KNOW RIGHT?????? OMFG!!!
wii_8_PP posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Why would it be scary? The सलाद doesn't have legs, so it wouldn't be able to come after you. Unless...*looks under सलाद and finds little legs* Oh, my Goooooosh!
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Yes exactly!! The legs are the scary part!!! ... *salad opens mouth and screams* yes! it has a mouth too and it can eat आप alive!! cause of death: eaten द्वारा a salad! ...soooo scary right?! xP
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TheNumber8 said:
... shoot it I guess...?
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NOOO!! DON'T KILL VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES!! they're your friends!
wii_8_PP posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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^ VEGETARIANS ARE MY WORST ENEMIES! They try to tell me not to eat cows!
TheNumber8 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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they say whaaaaat??? OH NO!!!! आप poor thing!! *hugs* they're gonna regret the दिन they told आप not to eat coooows! *looks at a cow* आप there....YES YOU!! i'm gonna eat आप so hard!!!!!! *awkward moment*.....
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XD
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trainofdoom82 said:
I'd shit rainbows and puke glitter.
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groovy bro
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egyptprincess7 said:
Shoot his head off. That's my salad! Nobody touches my सलाद and gets away with it. Nobody! *Death glare*
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wow, freaky
wii_8_PP posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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>:3
egyptprincess7 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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nice eg XD
simpleplan posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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teehee~'
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Bond_Of_Fury said:
Ask him if it's a good salad.

EDIT: या her, in granny's case.
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but it's a zombie! they can't speak
wii_8_PP posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Maybe a thumbs up, if the good man still has one?
Bond_Of_Fury posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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लोल yeah
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taytrain97 said:
This literally made me chuckle a little bit.
I'd still shoot his face off . . .
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but WHYYY???
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LittleYaoiGirl said:
Pff no manners.... "HEYYY ZOMBI GIVE SOME OVER HERE!"
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Kate481216 said:
Ask if i could have some and ask if he was on twitter :D
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of course he is. everyone's at that boring thingi!
wii_8_PP posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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haha I am guessing आप aren't then ... :)
Kate481216 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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YUP!
wii_8_PP posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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hehe लोल :)
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simpleplan said:
First vegetarian Vamperes now zombies whats अगला flying pigs
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 First vegetarian Vamperes now zombies whats अगला flying pigs
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aliens are vegetarian too, y'know?
wii_8_PP posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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then the simpsons have it all wrong
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Lady10358 said:
This would be me:
Me: HEYY! ZOMBIE! FUCKING THANK U 4 EATING SALAD! I HATE IT!
Zombie: BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH GGAAAAAAAAARRRRR HHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUU
Me: I like my hair too?
Zombie: HHHHHPOOO GGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIINNNNNN HHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA
Me: God bless u??!
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