Stupidest Thing...

.. Trying to ride my scooter across the road right when a car was coming at me close..
I almost go ran over.. Luckily, all I did was bump into the side of it. xD;

Fuck the mailman. I mean he was just standing there.... Under the law I am not allowed to further this conversation ._.

I'm not sure I don't really remeber anything.

Too many things but one thing is that I really did tried to dig a hole to China because I wanted to meet Jackie Chan.

I stopped at the door at the store and told my mom i got a tart insted of fart i was like 3 :D

Well, last year...I was 14...I'm 15 now, but meh, it was the first thing I could think of. This could get a little long, but its worth reading.

Me and my cousin were sitting in the pool. Bored as @#!*% . So I mentioned to him, "Remember when we used to get rotten lemons and throw them in this pool as kids?" And he's like "Oh yea :D" so we went and did that. It was boring. Didn't pose the same fun as when we were little. So I say to my cousin, "Hey, dare me to throw one at this house?" And he is like "I'm not daring you. I'm telling you" And I'm like ":D" So we started throwing Lemons at the house in front of us. We were on higher ground, so we had the advantage. They were shouting "WHO IS THROWING THESE BLODDY LEMONS?" So we were like "heh heh heh :DD" and kept on throwing them. Until they came to the fence. I could hear the guy yell out my grandfathers name (This happened at his house) and my cousin DITCHED me! D: So I ran away.

I was sitting in his backyard, away from the scene of the crime. While my cousin was having a shower, I was drying off. Then I heard the guy swear really loudly in Italian, and he threw a नींबू back into the pool. My face --> " D: "

We tryed to keep it from my grandfather. My auntie knew. My grandmother knew. But my grandfather didn't.....until I saw him at the fence. With the guy....talking. And me and my cousin are liek "AWWW SHIIIEET"

We had to go to the guy and appologise. It was very scary. This guy could come out with a shot gun या anything! But it went ok....my grandfather is very strict. But he took it well. So yea. One of the stupidest things. Evar.

Cut all my hair off....It never grew as fast as it did...


My hair grew from ear length to shoulder length in a साल (Grades K-1). Then In 2nd grade I(as in me and myself) cut it back to ear length. As the years passed....it only grew SLIGHTLY... Now it back to shoulder length...And I'm in HIGH SCHOOL DX


I need a doctor, man!!