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हे you! Yeah, you! Read me!!

Okayyy soo I'm stuck in my बिस्तर because I have a really bad sprained ankle anndddd I'm boredd Sooo.... Tell me some jokes!! Please?
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Heartisalone said:
Well why the hell not?

Things आप do NOT wanna hear during sugery:

1. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

2. Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

4. Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

5. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

6. Hand me that....uh....that uh....thingie.

7. Oh no! I just लॉस्ट my Rolex.

8. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

9. Darn, there go the lights again...

10. Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.

11. Everybody stand back! I लॉस्ट my contact lens!

12. Could आप stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off..

13. What's this doing here?

14. I hate it when they're missing stuff in here..

15. That's cool! Now can आप make his leg twitch?!

16. I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.

17. Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.

18. Sterile, shcmerile. The floor's clean, right?

19. Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

20. And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape.

21. OK, now take a picture from this angle.

22. This is truly a freak of nature.

23. This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

24. Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

25. Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

26. What do आप mean "You want a divorce"!

27. She's gonna blow! Everybody take cover!!!

28. FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out now!!

29. Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!


आप better laugh. That took me forever to do.
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0-o I laughed so hard I almost died!
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Trainofdoom said:
If क्विज़ are quizzical then what are tests?
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Bananaaddict posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Wait, wha- Ohhhh.... Haha.
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NeroVsLeon said:
Penis.
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I am not amused
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NeroVsLeon posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Oh my! What a witty joke.
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;)
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Shepard14 said:
Two cannibals are crouching down द्वारा the body of a clown. The first cannibal looks at the सेकंड and asks...
" Does this taste funny to you? "
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xD प्यार it!
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narlyvamp1234 said:
how about a funny video instead? i don't really know any good jokes, sorry. :(
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That's funny, that;s is worrying and sad :s i would be calling a doctor on my son if he acted like that :s
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yeah, if i had a child i would too
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That's me when I found out they stopped making the हेतालिया anime. XD
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yep, same here
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Shadowmarioking said:
...I don't tell jokes...I'm not a joke person. I'm और of a come up with something snappy to टिप्पणी दे या answer with kind of person.
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Oh.. Well thanks anyways!!
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NomyCake said:
Oh yeah. I read you, babe. Like a book.


...
Does that count as a joke?
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Haha kinda xD
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ultrasonic34 said:
What did the blonde name her zebra? Spot!
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lolz
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Wow..
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iamagagamonster said:
Yo mama so ugly her gramma threw her out on the streets and got charged for littering
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zanesaaomgfan said:
Okay.

Anna: What does IDK mean?
Anne: I don't know.
Anna: *walks to Andy* What does IDK mean?
Andy: I don't know.
Anna: *walks to AJ* What does IDK mean?
AJ: I don't know.
Anna: NO ONE KNOWS!!
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lmao, haha my friend did that once :D
ambermay_13 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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figures
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Lolz. I'm laughing because I just realized all their names start with A. The joke was funny, but for some reason, that made me laugh harder. XD
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dylin1 said:
k so i walked into a bar. i wasn't wearing my glasses. ouch.
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springely said:
If a पेड़ falls on चोटी, शीर्ष of a hipster in a forest, does it make a sound?
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 If a पेड़ falls on चोटी, शीर्ष of a hipster in a forest, does it make a sound?
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RukiaKuchiki88 said:
Here is one of my प्रिय dirty jokes:

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and बंदूकों and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of बिस्तर and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the बिस्तर he gets on चोटी, शीर्ष of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I प्यार you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't चुंबन my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought आप were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I प्यार आप too!!"
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That poor, poor man.
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not something i expected XD
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Sammisaurus said:
All my jokes are anti-jokes.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?
She had no arms.

How do आप make a janitor cry?
आप kill his family.

What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red Paint.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
It was dead.

What's worse than biting into your सेब and finding a worm?
Being raped द्वारा a giant scorpion.

What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Yeah, all I have are anti-jokes and dead baby jokes.
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XD Anti-Jokes are the funniest.
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