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tell me a stupid joke

that doesn't make u laugh
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taytrain97 said:
फ्रेंड्स are like bananas.
If आप peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
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ha
smartone123 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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लोल XD
england4ever97 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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XDD
PhoenixRoyale posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
Ale1152 said:
stupid joke.
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nice one
lloonny posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
BlindBandit92 said:
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If आप have bird flu, आप need tweetment. If आप have swine flu, आप need oink-ment.

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

What's the Internet's प्रिय animal?
The lynx.

What is the Karate experts प्रिय beverage?
Kara-tea.

What caused the airline to go bankrupt?
मार्ग, रनवे inflation.

What did the green अंगूर say to the purple grape?
Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!

Where do Floridians wash their clothes?
In Fort Launderdale.

What's a frog's प्रिय drink?
Croaka Cola.

What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
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haha,they weren't lame jokes
lloonny posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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^Dude आप have a weird sense of humor.
BlindBandit92 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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^^should i thank u about this????
lloonny posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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^Sure. लोल I have a weird sense of humor as well.
BlindBandit92 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
TwinCherrie said:
Need an ark?

.... I Noah guy.
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XD
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Shadowmarioking said:
Why did the chicken पार करना, क्रॉस the road?
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cuz she has legs maybe?!?!?
lloonny posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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^Maybe...gosh this joke is so corny...
Shadowmarioking posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
ShiningsTar542 said:
One day, a man married a woman and both got a child.
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wow really??? i didn't know that XD :P
lloonny posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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I was being surprised द्वारा so too. I mean, how dare they?!! >:O
ShiningsTar542 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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^^they had a child only for theirself,that's so selfish
lloonny posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
LeatherRain said:
-Knock knock.
Who's there?
-Your face.
What?
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XD
lloonny posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
CookieLover7 said:
Why was the math book so sad....because he had a lot of problems
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XDDDDD XDDD XDD
invadermorgan3 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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XDD
BlindBandit92 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
adultswimperson said:
I only know funny ones.
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ok cool
lloonny posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
someone_save_me said:
Your mommas so dumb she took an I.Q. test and scored pretty low on it.
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Your mommas so dumb she took an I.Q. test and scored pretty low on it.
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emilyroxx said:
What'd worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Getting AIDS.
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Seastar4374 said:
Fine.

A cowboy walked into town and saw a sign that कहा "Make the horse laugh and win a free beer" So me makes the horse laugh and goes in to claim his prize. The अगला दिन he saw a sign that कहा "Make the horse cry win a free beer" So he makes the horse cry and goes in to claim his prize again. The bartender notices him from the दिन before and asked how he did it. He said: "Yesterday i कहा my balls were bigger and he laughed. Today I proved it."
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that was funnt XD
lloonny posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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*funny
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smartone123 said:
me:hey why did i get a beard?

starnger:cuase आप wanted one

me:.............
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me:hey why did i get a beard? starnger:cuase आप wanted one me:.............
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Chaann94 said:
Why aren't bananas straight?
- Because they like bananas
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haha
lloonny posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Lol. xD
emilyroxx posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
Aimee147 said:
Justin Beiber's face. It makes me cry. D:
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RikuSoraKairi3 said:
knock knock...who's there? Banana. केला, केले who?
knock knock...who's there? Banana. केला, केले who?Knock knock...who's there? Banana. केला, केले who?
knock knock...who's there? Banana. केला, केले who?
Knock knock...who's there? Orange. नारंगी, ऑरेंज who?
नारंगी, ऑरेंज आप GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA!!!!
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invadermorgan3 said:
me: wow this test is super hard!!!
friend: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!
me: *glares*
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But... it's a test... xD
emilyroxx posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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लोल
invadermorgan3 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
Tamar20 said:
The most incredibly lame joke in the world. Two पीनट्स walk into a bar. One is a salted.
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I loled.
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tdafan121 said:
Okay, okay. Two men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would've seen it...
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justleeelee said:
*insert your mom joke here*
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blazeandarose said:
Lamest joke i`ve ever heard

Q: what can a bird do that a boy can`t do?
A: they eat with their pecker.

Stupidest joke ever. -_-
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xgirl said:
How do आप spell F.B.I?
When is the 4th of July?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
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What's Obama's last name?
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POPclogger216 said:
RandomPerson1: Guess what?
RandomPerson2: What?
RandomPerson1: Chicken Butt.


That literally spread throughout all the middle and high school at my school, and it still hasn't died out yet.
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That was my brother for 2 years......
wantadog posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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yeah they once did that at ym school they still do it
ssook78 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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*my
ssook78 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
SymmaGirl2 said:
The roundest knight at the Round तालिका, टेबल was Sir Cumference.
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zanhar1 said:
My life...
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poniesaremybffs said:
Ok, so this hot guy walks into a bar. He sees the bottles of spirits and FREAKS. He. Breaks out -wait for it- RANTING about their order. The KID loves symmetry..... idk..... oh well...
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DarkCEpitome said:
Family Counselor: "So now, we've scheduled a दिन for me to come sometime अगला week. I'll be taking a composition of observations and a full intake of your everday family life. आप don't have to pay any attention to me, I'll be a fly on the wall. It will be like I'm not there, and I'm an observer..."




Me: "Don't worry, we won't swat you."


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taismo723 said:
What's silver and sharp?



The चाकू that killed my father.
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wantadog said:
What's the difference between a पियानो and a fish?

आप can tune a पियानो but आप can't tuna fish!
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LindzyLovesYou said:
wanna hear a joke about pizza?:D
just kiddinq its too cheesy
..................i heard this yesterday -_____-
stupidest joke ever....
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ssook78 said:
what did the क्वीन use to mesure stuff a ruler
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dragonzord1993 said:
What do आप call a movie that was filmed with a turd?

'Shot on Shit-eo'
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SaveWord_Apples said:
He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.    

England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool    

I met a girl at an internet cafe, but we didn't click.

I'm bad at math, so the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me.
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