Can आप make a बिना सोचे समझे rap?

Yeah, it's this new style called bubble rap...

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हे there lil mamma
How's it hanging?
I just had a mars bar
Now I feel like swinging
Hear me tap *tap*
Hear that phone ring
Watch me go and see
Mr Chandler Bing.
Can't आप see?
आप and me?
We could last
For eternity.
I see the hair on your chest
But that's ok
We welcome all
So come and partaaay!
Did that cat just sneeze?
I think it did
That dog's stolen my skateboard.
--- Oh shit.
Isn't it funny
What आप come up with on the spot?
It's kind of addictive
Aaah help me doc.
Why am I still typing?
I'm getting kinda bored
This rap sort of fails
No one can hear these chords
Bam da bam bam
Ding de dingalee
I think I'll प्रस्तुत करे now
And then I will be free!

My names random
And i प्यार tom!
I go on फैन्पॉप
and its at the top!
I प्यार facebook
but mines has been took!
I प्यार Cheese
and that includes peas!

HERE WE GO;i like to eat cheese puffs and cheese doodles,i प्यार to sniff frogs and rabbits and poodles;my rooster is fat and my cow is lazy but my pig and my unicorn are just crazy;this might sound a little weird but im scared of my feet,and my skunk made the house smell like nasty roast beef.WWOORRDD

yeah i made up one for justin bieber baby:

They first auditioned,
As soloists.
But then simon decided,
That they would be better in a band.
So they were formed at bootcamp.
And through to the अगला rounds.
At judges houses,
That’s when they sang torn.
अगला was the live shows.
I skipped a beat every week
That they performed now.
If they had come first,
Forever young was gonna be
Their winners single.
1D have got me dazing
Cause they are so amzing.
And now that matt is fading,
1D प्रशंसकों keep on saying!
x

Chicken Chicken Butt
P-p-put it in a cup
*beatboxes* Lick it up
But save some for my homies. word.

yo welcome to my life its और messed up in the night i saw my घर boy get shoot in a drive up he was down town at the wrong time keep the peace stay away from gangs that shit ain't cool if आप don't then आप a fool. द्वारा the way this rap i made it up i did my best and none of this happen none of my फ्रेंड्स are in a gang cause there smart.

"put a चूना, चूने in a connut and shake me all up.if आप don't get दूध then your stuck.
F***
F***
F***
F***
F***"

how'd i do? :3