Last year, I forget when it was but some guy i use to go to school with came up to me and was like "hey baby let me put my चॉकलेट in ur whip cream" then is freind was like "i want that @$$ on u, i want it all night, wanna come to my पालना sweets, i wanna make it feel good all night!"
I was like *WHOA BACK UP RERWIND AND DONT COME BACK! O_O*
umm sum 1 at skool told me as he was passing द्वारा listening to his i pod and i quote "this is the kind of weather आप get naked in" i didnt say anyting but once he passed i started busting up laughing the अगला दिन i was walking घर from school and he runs up bhind me and goes do i know u have we met and im thinking to myself u freak!!!! it was funny but now he's awesome!!!!
ok my friend कहा this too me do u make faces when u poop and when u poop do u grunt. i have weird फ्रेंड्स i know and then we were in gym and she कहा u ever wonder how old people have sex. and then she made moaning noises and was humping the floor i was dieing. she was all out in the open. and then my guy--friend. rubbed on my arm and said.. are u nervousss. that was too fucking weird and it was during an assembly.lol
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no mine would say way weirder stuff not kidding at all unfortunately
and i quote: "hey ally whats the first thing that pops into your head?" "umm" "DONT THINK ABOUT गुलाबी ELEPHANTS!!" ...the other one was something i started while talking to my guy friend. "Josh give me your ball." "no! i'm not giving आप my balls!" "Just lets me see your balls!" "ALLY! we do NOT say that!!" "...i just wanted to play with your balls..." (dont get the wrong idea.he had a bouncy ball)
It went along the lines of, हे Zanw*** I bet आप have big b**bs I want to f*** आप tonight will आप be my boyfriend. I bet आप have no फ्रेंड्स so I feel bad for आप so आप better accept my offer it may be the only one आप get. प्यार आप please f*** me tonight.
mine is "ok im afraid of storms and if i was at घर i would hide under my blanket with my teddy bears around me" thats what one of my फ्रेंड्स कहा to me -_-
but my best friend is about the same and he कहा "see that hot chick over there,dont आप just wish she was naked,oh and........a grandma" i was like wtf man!!! And then he कहा "jus trying to make आप throw up" so the अगला दिन i ragby tackled him into some bushes xD
so i was at a playground (a couple years ago) and this बिना सोचे समझे boy came up to me and कहा i was beautiful......and then कहा he loved my shoes...so he got on the floor and touch my shoes O.o it was weird and creepy! :/
some guy कहा to me Whats cooking goods looking i wanna make सूअर का मांस, बेकन on the समुद्र तट and mix ur दूध with my coco pops, and i was like WTF get away from me.
Very Nice But Very Weird Priest: Don't worry about people telling आप you're going to hell. I think you'll like it there. Me: O_O (that was the last time I ever went to chuch xD)
Out of the blue, my friend turned around to me and graped my stomach and started grasping it. And said; "No good for the baby" In a Italian accessent..
My teacher was talking to a कछुआ, कछुए someone brought in, and he said, "I think he's trying to dougie." The whole class laughed, but I didn't hear a word he कहा and just laughed with the class.