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Charlie Sheen did so many drugs that he almost killed Two and a Half Men.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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:{) (mustash lol) theres a 10yr old and 17 yr old boys that share a room. the 17 sleeps on चोटी, शीर्ष the 10 on bottem. 1 night the 17 साल old decided to sleepover with his GF and they made up this thing where its सलाद, सलाद पत्ता for fast टमाटर for slow so they were going सलाद, सलाद पत्ता and टमाटर सलाद, सलाद पत्ता and tomato. finally the 10yr old कहा would u guys stop making sandwiches ur getting mayonayse all over me! LOL

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Me, telling आप that this सवाल has been used at least three times before."

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"I लॉस्ट an electron!"
"Are आप sure?"
"I'm positive!"

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How can a young man keep his way pure? द्वारा not staring at girls and keeping his nose in his books.

JOKE!!

Life- the greatest joke of all

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good रात का खाना and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what आप see.”

“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” उत्तरों Watson.

“And what do आप deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,

Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.

Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful दिन tomorrow.

Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.


But what does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is silent for a moment.

“Watson, आप idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

[there was magical पहाड़ी, हिल - were आप make wish as your jumping off - then it come true


one guy कहा " i with i had money "then lands in big pile of money

the सेकंड guy कहा " I wish i had some women "
so he lands in big pile of women

the अगला guy tripes at the पहाड़ी, हिल and कहा " shit "

SO HE LAND IN A BIG PILE OF ^ ^