Grab my phone and call the cops, because, honestly, either I'm hallucinating या there's some freaks dressed up as kids' characters that somehow snuck into my house.
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maybe it's early howlloween...........really early and your mom didn't give them कैन्डी so they invaded your house?
That's a...rather specific circumstance, and now the freaks that are dressed up as kids characters are psychos who are obsessed with Halloween. That kinda made it worse for me.
First I throw my snakes lamp at the fuckin bird and watch him burn, then feed him to my family, then have dora come to the window, snap her neck... oh and barney..idk how he can get in my closet... the door cant open with a तालिका, टेबल and a mini fridge in front of it, along with it being packed full of shit...
Oh goody! I just have to invite pedobear and Elmo so we can have a pervert party. Sorry boots, your not on the list. There's a gay bar right there, though.
Dora: Do आप want to help me find boot's firetruck? Me: heh Heh! You'll never find it! *Shoots gun at Dora's heart* Barney: We are all friends! Me: Nuh uh! *Pokes in needle*
*Carry's skunk* Big bird: Let's learn about the alphabet! :D *Skunk sprays* Me: hah! Now u'll learn don't go under my bed!
Tell Barney and Big Bird to stop hiding, give them a hug and we all kill Dora "Cupcakes" style. Eeyup, we give her a poison cupcake, she wakes up tied, then we cut of her arms and cut open her stomach.