ok there are a few... 1. A dyslexic robber runs into a bank and screams "Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuck up!!" 2.What are आप going to do for a face when that लंगूर, बंबू asks for its नितंब, गधा back??! 3. येशु loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole. and finally... 4. प्यार at first sight is a sign of 2 much 2 drink.
I was waiting for the bus driver with some other friends. There was also an alcoholic who's sitting अगला to us, also waiting for the bus driver we thought. After a while we asked the guy if he might know where the driver is. He कहा to us that he would come if he's ready and we agreed with him. Then the guy put his bottle बीयर, बियर to his lips, drank the last shoot and stepped into the bus. He was our driver ...
posted एक साल से अधिक पुराना
Shit o.o please tell me आप didn't get into the bus xD
My friend got a 69 on her math test. She got all exited and jumped around the room shoving her score in people's faces. Hopefully, आप get why... Oh, and "Have आप ever gotten so mad that आप bit off someone's chin?" AND today, we were watching a 10 मिनट news program, and Paula Deen appeared on it, and everyone in the class (including myself) was shouting "BUTTER! BUTTER!".
My friend told me a story about how she was at the airport and saw an Amish couple. Her five साल old brother pointed at them and screamed, "LOOK! There's PILGRIMS!"
How about funniest/stupidest things I've said, I've been ditsy this week (no not being conceited, my mind is blank for others). -Why is there a priest here? (I कहा this at mass) -*looking through my picture files* Man, he's hot...wait a मिनट I hate that character *shrugs* still hot. -I just got completely लॉस्ट and disoriented, after drinking this, I should sue*holds up "brain boosting" energy drink* (oh and this was at a Scholastic Bowl meet)
