Ok, So This Ninja Guy Is holding The Guy आप Like Hostage.....

Depends on who the ninja dude is.

If it's teenage mutant ninja turtles, I'd kick their नितंब, गधा and throw them to wherever they came from.

If it's naruto, saskue, sakura, etc... then i would kick their नितंब, गधा and send them back to the hidden leaf village.

If it's a ninja assasin (like that movie), i'd probably die, then haunt him.

If it's a बिना सोचे समझे ninja, i'd kick his नितंब, गधा and lock his body in my closet as my trophy.

Wha-? The only guy I really like (pathetically) is an actor, I should probably leave it to his wife and sons to rescue him since I'm too young to have him anyway.

Ninja Guy? The one I assume who makes the creepy meaningless noises when I'm घर alone.
Him? I'd break out my moves. Jk, We'd eat pancakes.

Shoot him with my lazer.•_•

There's not much आप can do. He's a ninja.

heh *evily grins* ... everguy that kidnaps me dies with there blood on the walls saying deaf . *evily grins alot more*

well, first i find the nija dude's brother, and get him to help me, then we jack the bad ninja dude's car and refuse to give it back until he gives me my bf. then, when i get my bf, we find out the bad ninja dude is acctually a guy who suffered a freak car accident, and that he wanted a friend, so he चुरा लिया my bf, so we give him my bf back, and they get married, then i marry the bad ninja dude's hot ninja brother. the end!

Grab My कुल्हाड़ी Cut That Ninja Dude to Alot of Bloody Parts Grab The Guy i like and Runs away from the scene and that Ninja guy's body rots at that same spot!

Umm...I don't like anyone really. But if I did, I would do absolutely nothing, because the ninja would call of his ninja फ्रेंड्स to kick my butt from here to there and back. I would let him keep holding him hostage until he either stopped या killed him. Either way, I'm not about to let my butt get whooped ninja style since there's no possible way I can defeat a ninja...unless I have a flamethrower...but that would kill hot guy also...*erasing that idea from memory*.

Grab Chuck Norris and watch what happens.

umm, either kick his ass, या probably kill him. but at the same time, i dont think i would do anything, cuz the guys i like never know i really exsist... so whatever? ;D